Do this meme if you're sadistic or bored...
This is the longest darn thing I wish I never started. I'm sorry. Peace, love, mac'n'cheese.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Family...my neice...hope she remembers who I am!! And my friends up in Manhappenin' and elsewhere in KS.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books. (So what? You want me to take it to the mattresses?)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (goggles)
✓ I love to play video games. (Yes yes I do!)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (You know...this shit's overrated.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Until you say something honest and think "Oh God...I should have just kept my mouth shut.")
✓ I curse sometimes. (So does Judi Dench!!)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Well...marriage does make you somewhat mental.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (No I love it...ok no need to flood me out to prove a point that I might not like it if people drown in it...that's just being pedantic.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Who isn't?)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I may not be an Adonis...and I'm not against people getting plastic surgery for reconstruction and stuff after accidents and stuff...but I'm not for it solely for aesthetic/cosmetic reasons)
✓ I need/want money right now. (WILL SING FOR MONEY.)
✓ I love sushi. (Love is a little strong. I eat sushi. That's better.)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Umm...whoever ticks this is a LIAR!)
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (What's your point?)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Engerland)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Don't ask.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (I'm no psycho in front of the mirror or a little bitch about my dietary habits..)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (...Naa I'm just kidding. i just wanted you to gasp.)
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings. (Just the normal.)
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (Hey if they pay me a decent wage and the missus doesn't mind...I'd think about it.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Does Sara count?)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (What? It's hidden!)
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Caffeine has NO effect on me what so ever, I've been drinking coffee regularly since I could hold a mug. Thanks Dad.)
× I have a lot of friends. (No. I really don't. But I have good friends, they may be few in number and I'm not exactly Monsieur Popular, but I'm happy with the mates I have.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Pecked? I'm not sure what that means...I don't want to say yes...if it means kissed on the cheek...then yeah I have...What? I'm an animated character and I'm not exactly worried about my sexuality...ignoring the fact I like Tom Cruise and Keanu Reeves as actors...)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (To friends and family.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (For stuff for me...what? I'm selfish! Get over it.)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I like my LJ. It makes me happy.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Both!)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (A miniature army of Ed.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Who doesn't...Shut up Buddha,)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (I've gotten alot better since alot of my friends are girls, so...)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (God I need a job...I'm getting close to this.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (That's mean to put those together. Alcohol yes. Drugs JUST SAY NO!!)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Sadly yes when I was in highschool...tho technically she dumped him to go out with me...in hindsight I probably shouldn't have said yes...but I was an arse in highschool. I really was. I changed SO much when I hit 17-18.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. ((I would say yes eagerly,) To quote the Mighty Mighty Bosstones:
I'm not a coward,
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was,
I would pass
Look at the tested and think there but for the grace go on
I might be a coward,
I'm afraid of what I might find out.
I've never had to knock on wood
But I know someone who has
Which makes me wonder if I could
It makes me wonder if
I've never had to knock on wood
And I'm glad i haven't yet
Because I'm sure it isn't good
That's the impression that I get.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Yeah. I'm a bit of a bitch sometimes cos of that.)
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (NOT YET. But I intend to sleep my way to the top when I get to Hollywood...that ok hon?)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (You guys LOVE this holiday over here.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Naa he wasn't a close friend.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Cept this meme is like the longest thing ever and no one is going to read it.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (I can put this cos no one is going to actually read this far!)
× Democrat. (Democrats annoy me less....some of them are smegheads tho.)
× Republican. (Republicans would be relatively normal if the majority of them weren't insane Nazis. (lol see Ann Coulter for reference). Or incredibly stupid out loud...see...well just talk to a few...like the ones who deny Global Warming exists.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (Because I was a history student and that is how I learnt politics, my views are very mixed. I'd still like to be a Czar, tho I like Socialism, but to be honest my views are mainly Environmental and futurist. Certain crap that democrats ad repubs whine about don't concern me. There are bigger problems out there that we need to tackle before we worry about certain crap... I have radical views on certain subjects which make me seem both left wing and right wing at the same time...this makes not much sense, but I know what I like.)
× I am punk rockish. (I'm not a punk. But I like the music...well some of it. I LOVE the Clash, other punk music...less so the Sex Pistols, they're a little hard to listen to. Early Offspring were my fave.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Similar age...unless there are exceptions. Rachel Weisz older and extremely hot...one of the only English women I adore!)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (I'm a boyscout.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car. (I can dance in one.)
× I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (And once underneathe, I battle a troll who was harrassing the three billy goats Gruff.)
✓ I love sea turtles. (But I could never eat a whole one.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (My dad is...and he's a firefighter...so he has the best of both worlds!)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (Look Watership down was a very sad film.)
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people. (LOL j/k)
✓ I adore bright colours. (PINK!)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Yeah...gimme a second and I can write Shakespeare)
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (When people talk to me I answer...Don't give me trouble about what I say...I'm asleep dammit! For instance I once told my wife "I'm like a sled...I like to get laid." I have NO recollection of this. One day she's going to talk to me in my sleep and I'm going to say something she doesn't want to hear and I'll wake up and she won't be talking to me!)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Maybe the wrong country too.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Music helps.)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Tho it has no effect.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Maybe...Look it doesn't matter what I say here...no one has read this far, if they have they're currently asleep.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (See wife.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (Write)
× I am ambidextrous. (I can play football as good with my left as I can with my right...my left hand isn't as proficient as my right tho...)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes. (I used to, I had ingrowing toenails once and they are excruciatingly painful. Ok not like childbirth, but ...STOP BEING PEDANTIC!)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I didn't realise this bloody thing was soooooooooo long!)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Most of my friends on the net are people I know IRL.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (How so?)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (I LOVE BOTH!!!)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (As long as they tell me what I have done to offend them, I'm cool.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Prove it!)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (See wife)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Woot.)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Get off! I'm not letting my dad have the ability to make himself invisible before me!)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Sometimes a compliment now and again is nice. And I appreciate it.)
× I am a Libertarian. (I don't know much about Librarians...I hear they're Pro-constitution..that doesn't sound too bad... It was written at a time of decent presidents...)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Je peux parler un peu francais booyaka!)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (See College...it happens.)
✓ I have no piercings. (Fancied an eyebrow piercing...didn't get it.)
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Technically I finished work at like 3:30 in the morning, got my bag and went to the train station in Southampton and waited till like the first train at 4:30 in the morning to take me home. I was eager to go home....I got home at like 9am...it was all very surreal being awake at that time of night.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I miss my Atari ST.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Now come on. It wasn't dead, till I hit them with it.)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (I hate it.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Thanks vodka and Magaluf...I am a guy tho and I don't think anyone cared.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Lol my friends!)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I'm Dr Who...time Lord. You can call me "The Doctor".)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (In the shower.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (S'ok no one is reading this far, I won't get in trouble!)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (In the mediterranean sea....beat that!)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Romeo and Juliet- Romeo!
Sound of Music- Uncle Max
Anything Goes- Sir Evelyn Oakleigh)
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Dude...who doesn't? Some girls with red hair are HOT!!)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (See wife.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (yeah.)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Round the sides like my uncle and Mr. Fantastic.)
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Sure...hence why I really miss footy and basketball (actually playing it).)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (No shit!)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (They are my IRL friends. Even the ones I have yet to meet. e.g Kat, Rosie, Blukat, etc.)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Family...my neice...hope she remembers who I am!! And my friends up in Manhappenin' and elsewhere in KS.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books. (So what? You want me to take it to the mattresses?)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (goggles)
✓ I love to play video games. (Yes yes I do!)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (You know...this shit's overrated.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Until you say something honest and think "Oh God...I should have just kept my mouth shut.")
✓ I curse sometimes. (So does Judi Dench!!)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Well...marriage does make you somewhat mental.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (No I love it...ok no need to flood me out to prove a point that I might not like it if people drown in it...that's just being pedantic.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Who isn't?)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I may not be an Adonis...and I'm not against people getting plastic surgery for reconstruction and stuff after accidents and stuff...but I'm not for it solely for aesthetic/cosmetic reasons)
✓ I need/want money right now. (WILL SING FOR MONEY.)
✓ I love sushi. (Love is a little strong. I eat sushi. That's better.)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Umm...whoever ticks this is a LIAR!)
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (What's your point?)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Engerland)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Don't ask.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (I'm no psycho in front of the mirror or a little bitch about my dietary habits..)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (...Naa I'm just kidding. i just wanted you to gasp.)
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings. (Just the normal.)
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (Hey if they pay me a decent wage and the missus doesn't mind...I'd think about it.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Does Sara count?)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (What? It's hidden!)
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Caffeine has NO effect on me what so ever, I've been drinking coffee regularly since I could hold a mug. Thanks Dad.)
× I have a lot of friends. (No. I really don't. But I have good friends, they may be few in number and I'm not exactly Monsieur Popular, but I'm happy with the mates I have.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Pecked? I'm not sure what that means...I don't want to say yes...if it means kissed on the cheek...then yeah I have...What? I'm an animated character and I'm not exactly worried about my sexuality...ignoring the fact I like Tom Cruise and Keanu Reeves as actors...)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (To friends and family.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (For stuff for me...what? I'm selfish! Get over it.)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I like my LJ. It makes me happy.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Both!)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (A miniature army of Ed.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Who doesn't...Shut up Buddha,)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (I've gotten alot better since alot of my friends are girls, so...)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (God I need a job...I'm getting close to this.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (That's mean to put those together. Alcohol yes. Drugs JUST SAY NO!!)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Sadly yes when I was in highschool...tho technically she dumped him to go out with me...in hindsight I probably shouldn't have said yes...but I was an arse in highschool. I really was. I changed SO much when I hit 17-18.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. ((I would say yes eagerly,) To quote the Mighty Mighty Bosstones:
I'm not a coward,
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was,
I would pass
Look at the tested and think there but for the grace go on
I might be a coward,
I'm afraid of what I might find out.
I've never had to knock on wood
But I know someone who has
Which makes me wonder if I could
It makes me wonder if
I've never had to knock on wood
And I'm glad i haven't yet
Because I'm sure it isn't good
That's the impression that I get.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Yeah. I'm a bit of a bitch sometimes cos of that.)
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (NOT YET. But I intend to sleep my way to the top when I get to Hollywood...that ok hon?)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (You guys LOVE this holiday over here.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Naa he wasn't a close friend.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Cept this meme is like the longest thing ever and no one is going to read it.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (I can put this cos no one is going to actually read this far!)
× Democrat. (Democrats annoy me less....some of them are smegheads tho.)
× Republican. (Republicans would be relatively normal if the majority of them weren't insane Nazis. (lol see Ann Coulter for reference). Or incredibly stupid out loud...see...well just talk to a few...like the ones who deny Global Warming exists.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (Because I was a history student and that is how I learnt politics, my views are very mixed. I'd still like to be a Czar, tho I like Socialism, but to be honest my views are mainly Environmental and futurist. Certain crap that democrats ad repubs whine about don't concern me. There are bigger problems out there that we need to tackle before we worry about certain crap... I have radical views on certain subjects which make me seem both left wing and right wing at the same time...this makes not much sense, but I know what I like.)
× I am punk rockish. (I'm not a punk. But I like the music...well some of it. I LOVE the Clash, other punk music...less so the Sex Pistols, they're a little hard to listen to. Early Offspring were my fave.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Similar age...unless there are exceptions. Rachel Weisz older and extremely hot...one of the only English women I adore!)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (I'm a boyscout.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car. (I can dance in one.)
× I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (And once underneathe, I battle a troll who was harrassing the three billy goats Gruff.)
✓ I love sea turtles. (But I could never eat a whole one.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (My dad is...and he's a firefighter...so he has the best of both worlds!)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (Look Watership down was a very sad film.)
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people. (LOL j/k)
✓ I adore bright colours. (PINK!)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Yeah...gimme a second and I can write Shakespeare)
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (When people talk to me I answer...Don't give me trouble about what I say...I'm asleep dammit! For instance I once told my wife "I'm like a sled...I like to get laid." I have NO recollection of this. One day she's going to talk to me in my sleep and I'm going to say something she doesn't want to hear and I'll wake up and she won't be talking to me!)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Maybe the wrong country too.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Music helps.)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Tho it has no effect.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Maybe...Look it doesn't matter what I say here...no one has read this far, if they have they're currently asleep.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (See wife.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (Write)
× I am ambidextrous. (I can play football as good with my left as I can with my right...my left hand isn't as proficient as my right tho...)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes. (I used to, I had ingrowing toenails once and they are excruciatingly painful. Ok not like childbirth, but ...STOP BEING PEDANTIC!)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I didn't realise this bloody thing was soooooooooo long!)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Most of my friends on the net are people I know IRL.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (How so?)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (I LOVE BOTH!!!)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (As long as they tell me what I have done to offend them, I'm cool.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Prove it!)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (See wife)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Woot.)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Get off! I'm not letting my dad have the ability to make himself invisible before me!)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Sometimes a compliment now and again is nice. And I appreciate it.)
× I am a Libertarian. (I don't know much about Librarians...I hear they're Pro-constitution..that doesn't sound too bad... It was written at a time of decent presidents...)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Je peux parler un peu francais booyaka!)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (See College...it happens.)
✓ I have no piercings. (Fancied an eyebrow piercing...didn't get it.)
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Technically I finished work at like 3:30 in the morning, got my bag and went to the train station in Southampton and waited till like the first train at 4:30 in the morning to take me home. I was eager to go home....I got home at like 9am...it was all very surreal being awake at that time of night.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I miss my Atari ST.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Now come on. It wasn't dead, till I hit them with it.)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (I hate it.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Thanks vodka and Magaluf...I am a guy tho and I don't think anyone cared.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Lol my friends!)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I'm Dr Who...time Lord. You can call me "The Doctor".)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (In the shower.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (S'ok no one is reading this far, I won't get in trouble!)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (In the mediterranean sea....beat that!)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Romeo and Juliet- Romeo!
Sound of Music- Uncle Max
Anything Goes- Sir Evelyn Oakleigh)
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Dude...who doesn't? Some girls with red hair are HOT!!)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (See wife.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (yeah.)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Round the sides like my uncle and Mr. Fantastic.)
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Sure...hence why I really miss footy and basketball (actually playing it).)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (No shit!)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (They are my IRL friends. Even the ones I have yet to meet. e.g Kat, Rosie, Blukat, etc.)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.