He just wanted to go home. Run some soothing water. Get in the bath, relax himself with some Zinfandel, white. Pour Bob Seger out of his stereo speakers. Maybe masturbate a little. And then drown himself, that's all he wanted to do
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"If depressed was a river in Egypt, this man was an ocean."
Ha, brilliant!
You should have baited him though. "Hey man, you ever listen to Dashboard Confessional and think he wrote every word with your soul in mind?" Even depression personified would perk up at such a notion, and then you could laugh at his sorry ass.
Either that or you could get a hot date out of it, because that seems like the kind of shitty pick-up line a kid like that would use.
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Ha, brilliant!
You should have baited him though. "Hey man, you ever listen to Dashboard Confessional and think he wrote every word with your soul in mind?" Even depression personified would perk up at such a notion, and then you could laugh at his sorry ass.
Either that or you could get a hot date out of it, because that seems like the kind of shitty pick-up line a kid like that would use.
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I enjoyed that a lot.
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thank you
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Oh wai...
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