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Nov 22, 2007 19:15

You ever ate Thanksgiving dinner with black people? Trust me...
YOU DON'T FUCKING WANT TO!

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agentvaughan November 23 2007, 00:27:53 UTC

My rule is if it food looks like it did when it was still part of the animal, I don't eat it. And if it contains traces of pig shit.

agentvaughan November 23 2007, 00:28:11 UTC

http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html Oh and read this

OH MY FUCKING GOD! biscuiteater November 23 2007, 01:08:47 UTC

Its translucent larvae are able to jump about 6 inches into the air... and the larvae themselves pass through the stomach undigested, sometimes surviving long enough to breed in the intestine, where they attempt to bore through the walls, causing vomiting and bloody diarrhea.

WHAT! WHY. WHY WHY WHY!

In half an hour, I begin eating this... singleentendre November 23 2007, 00:30:50 UTC

Appetizers: French bread, hummus-stuffed brioche, fried curry crepes, bacon wrapped water chestnuts, stuffed mushrooms.

Dinner: citrus/cider brined turkey, mashed sweet potatoes with savory gravy, balsamic baked asparagus, green bean casserole.

Dessert: cheesecake, apple pie.

...

And all I have to do is bring some wine :)

Re: In half an hour, I begin eating this... biscuiteater November 23 2007, 01:00:45 UTC

You need some soul food in there!

Cranberry sauce, macaroni and cheese (and not that fake Kraft/Velveeta shit) made with REAL chees. I'm done with the masted potatoes, but the stuffed mushrooms and bacon wrapped water chestnuts? Are you just combining random stuff?

Re: In half an hour, I begin eating this... singleentendre November 23 2007, 07:29:03 UTC

The bacon-wrapped water chestnuts were dipped in some kind of BBQ-like glaze. Plenty soulful for me. And we had cranberry sauce.

Re: In half an hour, I begin eating this... biscuiteater November 23 2007, 23:19:58 UTC

Wait, we need to talk more! For the past thirty minutes I was browsing through journal until I found this:

That'll put LOLzapan in your pie plate, Bingo.

I'm pretty sure I love you now (non-gay love)!

Fav ep?

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breniecia November 23 2007, 00:51:54 UTC

AN EGG?
Chitterlings are good but those look gross!
We have a pot on the store now and they look 233049x better than that.

Sweet potato Pie> pumpkin pie

breniecia November 23 2007, 00:52:17 UTC

store= stove

biscuiteater November 23 2007, 00:59:10 UTC

Yes, sweet potatoe pie is ten times better than pumpkin. But come on, you love chitlins as my grandmother calls it? GROSSSS!

breniecia November 23 2007, 01:11:17 UTC

They're good!
Those look like turds on a plate.

alarmed November 24 2007, 00:20:58 UTC

Bah, have some mayonaisse with that.