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[biscuiteater]

It's Hard Being A Black ManTen am. December 25th. My brother walks into the room to wake me from my fruitful slumber. Come on, it's breakfast time, he tells me. He nags me. Breakfast? What is this you speak of? I'm a college student. My meals consist of a Hot Pocket at noon, Taco Bell at 3, and leftover hamburger helper at 1 in the morning. Explain

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[cookiefromhell]

I hate to burst your self-loathing bubble, but crackers eat grits and put hot sauce on their eggs.

[biscuiteater]

They also eat fried chicken, watermelon, and drink Kool-Aid.

[inawhile]

win

[cookiefromhell]

See, you're caucasion at heart.

[ghostlight]

They die from the Kool-Aid though.