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Football Players.
Football players at a good number of colleges have a right to be cocky. They are good at what they do and they bring spirit and pride to the school. When your football team wins, you're kind of excited - right? Well, let's assume you have less than five brain cells and that you are slightly inebriated when they do it. You're kind of excited! Whoo! Yeah! Go team!
Well, MSU's football team consists of a bunch of fat kids put out on the front line staring blankly around and wondering when exactly they were drugged and pushed out there. They all suck in a “Wow, we suck so hard that every single person at MSU talks about it and mocks us behind our backs. Woe is us, let's go paint each other's nails in the locker room and take turns ramming the coach in his butt” kind of way.
Yet they're still fucking cocky! It’s like, hey, you just lost on Saturday. That other college, they did the thing where they won the game. Repeatedly. I’m not sure if John L Smith filled you in, but the thing that makes the numbers move on the board are touchdowns not turnovers.
Where do you get the nerve to constantly disrupt my class everyday actiny like you're God's gift to public? Why must you talk loudly and say stupid things when I’m trying to pretend to learn? Why must you make a professor stop class to talk about how rude everyone is being when everyone knows everyone ain’t and that the everyone the professor’s alluding to happens to lose football games every fucking Saturday.
I don’t talk much shit, but I know if I were to talk some shit, I’d have shit to back it up. You have not. Stop walking around my school talking and acting as if you own everything and everyone just because you can't catch a pass every Saturday.
Games against the University of Michigan are absolutely feeble. Pointless. It’s a waste of my time, your time, Michigan’s time, time's time. Instead of Michigan beating you again next year, why don’t you just save them the seventy-three mile trip and priority mail your ass, wiped and cleaned, in a nicely wrapped package to their front porches with a white flag folded neatly in the crack. Spare yourself the repeated public beatdown and do us all the favor.
MSU football, you suck.
You suck almost as hard as a hooker on 8 mile who just dropped E and now has lockjaw so she can't actually fucking let go of the dick that her lips are wrapped around. Simply put, you fail. Now shut the fuck up and get out of my school.
I'm back, I guess. Let's get pumped! I'm back like ACDC Back in Black back. I'm back like I'm Jay-Z and I ain't never leaving back. This is the Black Album black. This is the return of blackness. I'm back like the baby back ribs you had for dinner that didn't sit well in your stomach back. I'm so backin' that thang up back. Get pumped. I'm so back, I be up in the gym just a workin' on my fitness back. My body stay vicious back.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Football players at a good number of colleges have a right to be cocky. They are good at what they do and they bring spirit and pride to the school. When your football team wins, you're kind of excited - right? Well, let's assume you have less than five brain cells and that you are slightly inebriated when they do it. You're kind of excited! Whoo! Yeah! Go team!
Well, MSU's football team consists of a bunch of fat kids put out on the front line staring blankly around and wondering when exactly they were drugged and pushed out there. They all suck in a “Wow, we suck so hard that every single person at MSU talks about it and mocks us behind our backs. Woe is us, let's go paint each other's nails in the locker room and take turns ramming the coach in his butt” kind of way.
Yet they're still fucking cocky! It’s like, hey, you just lost on Saturday. That other college, they did the thing where they won the game. Repeatedly. I’m not sure if John L Smith filled you in, but the thing that makes the numbers move on the board are touchdowns not turnovers.
Where do you get the nerve to constantly disrupt my class everyday actiny like you're God's gift to public? Why must you talk loudly and say stupid things when I’m trying to pretend to learn? Why must you make a professor stop class to talk about how rude everyone is being when everyone knows everyone ain’t and that the everyone the professor’s alluding to happens to lose football games every fucking Saturday.
I don’t talk much shit, but I know if I were to talk some shit, I’d have shit to back it up. You have not. Stop walking around my school talking and acting as if you own everything and everyone just because you can't catch a pass every Saturday.
Games against the University of Michigan are absolutely feeble. Pointless. It’s a waste of my time, your time, Michigan’s time, time's time. Instead of Michigan beating you again next year, why don’t you just save them the seventy-three mile trip and priority mail your ass, wiped and cleaned, in a nicely wrapped package to their front porches with a white flag folded neatly in the crack. Spare yourself the repeated public beatdown and do us all the favor.
MSU football, you suck.
You suck almost as hard as a hooker on 8 mile who just dropped E and now has lockjaw so she can't actually fucking let go of the dick that her lips are wrapped around. Simply put, you fail. Now shut the fuck up and get out of my school.
I'm back, I guess. Let's get pumped! I'm back like ACDC Back in Black back. I'm back like I'm Jay-Z and I ain't never leaving back. This is the Black Album black. This is the return of blackness. I'm back like the baby back ribs you had for dinner that didn't sit well in your stomach back. I'm so backin' that thang up back. Get pumped. I'm so back, I be up in the gym just a workin' on my fitness back. My body stay vicious back.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.