Jul 14, 2004 23:10
I'm really lightheaded. I have quite a few VERY stupid quotes from tonight that i'd love to share with you all. We'll count down from worst to best.
#1
Biscix1: u know, if we were both drunken toddlers, u'd never know the difference
#2
Auto response from totallyc: bens advice:
Biscix1: i say u throw in the skimpy clothes, don a black and white cloak and name yourself "sister stacy"
#3
Biscix1: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
Biscix1: i'm soooo lightheaded
Biscix1: and yes, i'm aware that that was almost as random as a naked monkey dancing on top of the empire state building with a bowler hat, polka dot boxers, neon orange loafers and a big tambourine.
Biscix1: wait a sec... the monkey wouldn't be naked in that case, wouldnt it?
#4
XXXXX: people get very angry when i dont respond
XXXXX: not you
Biscix1: nahhh its ok
XXXXX: but you know
Biscix1: :-)
Biscix1: lol
Biscix1: well, i could always render it a national disaster and form an angry mob outside your door
Biscix1: pitchforks and all
Biscix1: but i'm too lazy :-)
….after a long time with no response
#5
Biscix1: angry mob forming :-)
Biscix1: can you hear the pitchforks rapping on ur window?
Biscix1: For the record, the evil men in the Ren and Stimpy costumes that are holding the torches and toy ray guns aren't me, they're from the Bush administration.
….another long hiatus (WOO vocab word!)
#6
Biscix1: apparently you're busy being mauled by the angry mob
Biscix1: let me know if they let you go for a few minutes to talk to me :-)
ok wow... that's just a brief overview of my stupid statements. woaah i'm stupid lol