"Shallow" is my middle name

Aug 02, 2007 21:40

Tagged by thewlisian_afer and happy to oblige.

1. List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2. Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest).
3. Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4. Supply photos for said people.
5. Tag five people!

Five Men I Would Not, As The Saying Goes, Kick Out Of Bed

Independent of the character(s) they play and what they're supposedly like in RL, my current top five are:

1. Robert Sean Leonard



'Twas House M.D. what done it. I'd seen Dead Poets Society years earlier, but it took me looking up the guy who played the doctor with the tie on IMDB to remind me it was the same person. On him, it's the face, mostly -- the eyes, the nose, the cheekbones, the hair, and yes, the eyebrows. The glasses. The forearms. The way he's always primly dressed and a little repressed. And the occasional glimpse of tie and belt converging at trim midsection (less so now, sadly).

2. Thomas Kretschmann


     
(bonus photo)

SIZZLING. HOT. I think he is objectively the hottest person I've ever had a celebrity crush on. He is sex on screen -- those eyes, the sometimes facial hair, the way he moves, and then there's the voice. Anyone who says the German language isn't sexy needs to listen to Thomas for a few minutes. I still melt into a puddle every time he pronounces "Slivovitz" in Immortel. Oh, and the movie that put him on my radar was not The Pianist but rather the awful Dean Koontz's Frankenstein TV adaptation.

3. Alexander Siddig



One episode of Deep Space Nine and I was in love. That was, what, 1993? And he's looking better every year. Exotic looks, English accent, tall and lithe, warm eyes and an infectious smile.

4. Sebastian Roché



Stole my heart-or something-when I saw a promo photo for the short-lived TV series Roar. His long hair and clear blue eyes, fine profile and vague accent (born in France, educated in England) have kept me coming back to anything he appears in, from cameos in 15 Minutes (as a hairdresser) and Household Saints (as Jesus) to a ton of horrible and more horrible sci-fi/fantasy adaptations.

5. David Hallberg


     

A ballet dancer whose name you'll be familiar with if you hang out here. He's absolutely beautiful on stage, eminently graceful and poised, and not so bad up close either. He's also the youngest man I've ever drooled over. Younger than me, even. synn and I first saw him in a production of Swan Lake, where he mesmerized and delighted us in his role as the evil sorcerer Von Rothbart. We thought he was maybe 40, and thought we had the wrong name when we looked him up later and learned he was 21.

(So hard to pick just five! Runners-up included Gary Oldman, Ralph Fiennes, Vincent Perez, Hugo Weaving, '80s/'90s James Spader, James Marsters, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Gabriel Byrne, Alan Rickman, David Bowie, David Hewlett, Joe Flanigan...)

Five Girls I Would Go Gay For

Or maybe that's "Five Girls I'd Like To Be." Hard to tell the difference sometimes. Also, apparently I like my women young. Well, my age.

1. Anna Paquin



First, first, what did I first see her in... The Piano, I think it was, in which she was adorable and graceful and a little creepy. It was her stint as Rogue in X-Men that sealed the deal. Those bow lips, mm. Random fact: We were born two days apart.

2. Natalie Portman



In The Professional, and ever afterwards. Yeah, she was 12 then, but you know what? So was I.

3. Alyson Hannigan


     

She will always be Willow to me. The only redhead in today's procession. She's just so cute. And occasionally a minx.

4. Winona Ryder



Such big eyes and wonderful bone structure in her face. The short hair really brings it out. I think the movie that did it for me was Little Women, although she had a long wig for most of that. Edward Scissorhands? Mermaids? Dracula? Anything where she has lots of mascara works for me.

5. Katie Holmes



I dunno, she's pretty. Crazy, maybe, but we're discounting personality here.

Tag, you're it! (if you want to play): synn, elynittria, moonlash_cc, theninth, daasgrrl

sebastian, rsl, thomas kretschmann, memes, hot hot photos, david hallberg

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