New vidlet! "Squares Are Everywhere," absolute-unit livestock meme

[bironic]

I don't even go here, as they say, but
toft & J. &
marginaliana & I were talking about this rectangular livestock meme popularized by The Museum of English Rural Life, and one thing led to another. Happy early birthday,
toft.

Title: Squares Are Everywhere (AO3)
Fandom: "Absolute unit" livestock meme
Music: by StoryBots (edited)
Length: 41 sec.
Content notes: Improbably shaped farm animals, brief ram genitalia
Physical notes: A few slide/push transitions
Credits: Images mostly via
TheMERL, with some from Ars Technica, Medium, eBay, etc. Info about the meme here; warning for fatphobia at top.

You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com

Edited lyrics:

Squares, squares, squares, squares
See them here and see them there
Squares, squares, squares, squares
Squares are everywhere

Can you grow your poodle's hair
In the shape of a square?
Oh, yes you can
But you've got to take some care
And you must beware
That some people might stare
(Looky there!)
If your poodle's hair is square

Squares, squares, squares, squares
See them here and see them there
Squares, squares, squares, squares
Squares are everywhere
Squares are everywhere
(Squares are everywhere)
Squares are everywhere

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