PWP Ficlet: "The Benefits of Dental Hygiene," Foreman/Ronon, adult

[bironic]

Happy birthday, deelaundry! I hope this isn't too weird a gift-ficlet.

Title: The Benefits of Dental Hygiene
Fandom: House/SGA
Pairing: Eric Foreman/Ronon Dex
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,200
Disclaimer: Not mine, etc.
A/N: From Dee's prompt "floss" at oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII. PWP.
ETA: Thanks to thingswithwings for calling out the soap thing. Now fixed.

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Comments

[sabinelagrande]

Oh, this is SO for the win. It's like, the definition of the win.

[bironic]

Nah, yours this morning was far more a textbook example. [ /circlejerk ] Glad you liked this, though! All credit to Dee for coming up with the pairing and prompt.

Wish I had a Ronon icon to use back atcha!

[kassrachel]

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That is ABSURDLY HOT. Holy mother of guh.

And I love that Foreman and Ronon are both flossing! Your Eric voice is awesome, and the details of this are just gorgeous.

[bironic]

Yay, thank you! Dee's prompt was truly inspiring. They both have such gorgeous teeth -- why shouldn't they meet over it? :D

[topaz_eyes]

Wow, that was quick. XD

And hot. And GUH.

[bironic]

*g* Shh, I wrote it last night because I knew I had to do real work today. And then sat bouncing in my chair waiting for the battle post to go up.

Lookin' forward to some of yours!

[deelaundry]

HOT. Oh my dear lord, SMOKIN. Wham bam thank you sir.

*smoke rings*

When I was thinking of prompts, "loss" and "boss" were serious, and then "floss" was just ha-ha-it-rhymes, but YOU turned it into THIS.

*mems*

[bironic]

I loved your rhymes. :) "Floss" was just odd enough to spark something. I tried Foreman/McKay first, but it didn't take as well.

*hugs*

[deelaundry]

Pssst: gate_house

[bironic]

Don't have to tell me twice. :)

[nightdog_barks]

Good God, this is hot. And very funny.

And did I mention hot? Yowza.

*mems, because duh, hot*

[bironic]

I am glad you found it funny (and hot)! These two could have eyebrow wars.