Dream dream dream
I had a dream last night that I was at the Mental Health unit in the RBH, waiting for an appointment. Instead of going to the reception desk to sign in, I went upstairs to one of the wards and impersonated a registrar psychiatrist. I helped an indian boy, who was feeling suicidal, in talking to his parents and telling them how stressed he was by school. I felt as if I really made a difference in this boy's life.
Then my former psychiatrist came in and yelled at me - saying I had no formal qualifications and that I should be ashamed of myself for impersonating a doctor.
I then stole the boy's BMX bike and rode to freedom. Freedom in this case happened to be a Mad Max-esque world, where Tina Turner wouldn't stop chasing me and shaking a bone in my face. I had to do a flip over an unfinished freeway to get away from her.
Oh medication, you give me the most entertaining dreams.
Then my former psychiatrist came in and yelled at me - saying I had no formal qualifications and that I should be ashamed of myself for impersonating a doctor.
I then stole the boy's BMX bike and rode to freedom. Freedom in this case happened to be a Mad Max-esque world, where Tina Turner wouldn't stop chasing me and shaking a bone in my face. I had to do a flip over an unfinished freeway to get away from her.
Oh medication, you give me the most entertaining dreams.