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[birdpungoeshere]

.,jkh, mhbj,’k’.. , . ..,.
hjey annyuone
any1 iknmo/??////

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-got no fingers. Figures I get a fancy typewriter. Of course-Hey! Anybody alive out there? Heh.

Looks like it's recording. But if something's recording, you gotta ask who's listening. Well. Lemme guess. [Feathers ruffling. Tok, tok.]

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[bitingnightmare]

Hey birdie.

[ooc: This is Cori containing his joy.]

[birdpungoeshere]

Yeah, hey. You wanna explain what's going on? 'Cause, far as this place goes, it sucks for tour guides.

[bitingnightmare]

You can think of it as a podunk stop in the middle of the Bleed.

You're not supposed to be here.

[birdpungoeshere]

You wanna tell me something I haven't already figured out? I didn't sign up for this.

[bitingnightmare]

Then there's nothing else to explain. The Lord&Master should be by to remark on your greasy ass anytime now.

[birdpungoeshere]

Yeah, I look forward to it. [Awk.]

[bitingnightmare]

How long have you been gone.

[birdpungoeshere]

Gone? Shit, I just got here.

Private;

[bitingnightmare]

Are you dead?

Private;

[birdpungoeshere]

Yeah. That kinda ain't the thing that changes over night, y'know.

Private;

[bitingnightmare]

No one else here knows, besides the Lord and myself.

Private;

[birdpungoeshere]

You're saying Lucien forgot?

Private;

[bitingnightmare]

It hasn't happened for him. He remembers the wake.

Private;

[birdpungoeshere]

Shit. Yeah, I won't say anything.

...What time're you from, then?

Private;

[bitingnightmare]

I've been here for 19 months since September 2006. You still haven't missed much.

Private;

[birdpungoeshere]

Great, I'm stuck here and it's boring, to top it all off.

How many'a the boss' brother's and sisters are here, by the way? I've hit two more than I ever had anywhere else. Not counting the wake, of course.