The Pros and Cons of Drunk-Dialing...
My friend Tony is currently in a bad way. You know the whole heart-broken-and-wondering-why phase.
This make me think of an even shallower subject. Last time I was in a bad way, Tony and I split a bottle of Rasberry Smirnoff Vodka and several pipes full of Cherry-Vanilla pipe tobacco--then the real fun began. After enough alcohol to make us slightly wine-proud, we started drunk-dialing. This leads me to my mildly important point, the pros and cons of drunk-dialing:
Pro: Let's say there is a girl you've been meaning to call and talk to. Well, with the assistance of alcohol you finally have the courage to dial those 7 to 10 digits. Who knows what the future has instore.
Con: Unfortunately, you can never know just how smooth you really were. You could be Pierce Brosnan's Jame Bond, or you could be Mitch at the wedding in Old School, and you might not remember either. You might have ruined your chance of ever truly getting to know that special someone--not to mention all of this is probably occuring well after midnight; Me and Tony started at like 2am.
Pro: You finally remember to call those old friends you've been meaning to talk to, and you can call out anyone who has been suspected of avoiding you and plan a play date.
Con: Some of your old friends can be pretty lame and demanding, and although you promised, had you been sober this would have never happened. I have some old friends that constantly want me to drive to Champaign and see them with some of my friends. Champaign is a lot of gas money away, and I haven't known these people enough to go the extra mile or 165.
Pro: You had a night of fun and mediocre (possible splendid) communications.
Con: If you are not paying you own bill directly, you get to example the 35 calls made betwixt the hours of 2 and 5 am on a Tuesday you were supposed to be 175 miles away at school. And if you seriously don't remember why you have to make up a reason.
If you can think of some more Pros and Cons to drunk dialing send them on.
Extremely,
Breitbarth
**Double Post**
I am really disappointed the Pope pooped out so soon. I wanted this to drag out for years, so I could make the alliteration "Pull the pucking plug on the Pope!"
That is a damn arguable topic. I (would have) supported the unplugging of the Pope.
Extremely,
Breitbarth.
P.S. When did Katie Thewlis get so hott?
This make me think of an even shallower subject. Last time I was in a bad way, Tony and I split a bottle of Rasberry Smirnoff Vodka and several pipes full of Cherry-Vanilla pipe tobacco--then the real fun began. After enough alcohol to make us slightly wine-proud, we started drunk-dialing. This leads me to my mildly important point, the pros and cons of drunk-dialing:
Pro: Let's say there is a girl you've been meaning to call and talk to. Well, with the assistance of alcohol you finally have the courage to dial those 7 to 10 digits. Who knows what the future has instore.
Con: Unfortunately, you can never know just how smooth you really were. You could be Pierce Brosnan's Jame Bond, or you could be Mitch at the wedding in Old School, and you might not remember either. You might have ruined your chance of ever truly getting to know that special someone--not to mention all of this is probably occuring well after midnight; Me and Tony started at like 2am.
Pro: You finally remember to call those old friends you've been meaning to talk to, and you can call out anyone who has been suspected of avoiding you and plan a play date.
Con: Some of your old friends can be pretty lame and demanding, and although you promised, had you been sober this would have never happened. I have some old friends that constantly want me to drive to Champaign and see them with some of my friends. Champaign is a lot of gas money away, and I haven't known these people enough to go the extra mile or 165.
Pro: You had a night of fun and mediocre (possible splendid) communications.
Con: If you are not paying you own bill directly, you get to example the 35 calls made betwixt the hours of 2 and 5 am on a Tuesday you were supposed to be 175 miles away at school. And if you seriously don't remember why you have to make up a reason.
If you can think of some more Pros and Cons to drunk dialing send them on.
Extremely,
Breitbarth
**Double Post**
I am really disappointed the Pope pooped out so soon. I wanted this to drag out for years, so I could make the alliteration "Pull the pucking plug on the Pope!"
That is a damn arguable topic. I (would have) supported the unplugging of the Pope.
Extremely,
Breitbarth.
P.S. When did Katie Thewlis get so hott?