Guns, Guns, Guns (no roses)

[birdita]

There's nothing like washing the laundry manually. It's given women the strength to yank three to five of their bratty children off the floor in one swoop for hundreds of years.

Manually dyeing and washing my trench coat, the yoga this morning, and the aqua aerobics all have definitely made an impact on my bi and triceps.

Maybe someday I'll have the force to do a real pushup.