"When someone asks 'How are you?' you say, 'Good to the last drop'."

[birdinspace]

hahahaha, oh man. i'm amused stupid.

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[thatbigfunnyguy]

you are stupid
ha
now i am amused.

[birdinspace]

dopey

[thatbigfunnyguy]

DOPE? who said DOPE? i want DOPE, give me DOPE!

[thatbigfunnyguy]

sucka face. thats right, i may be stupid, but just go sucka face

[birdinspace]

have you considered killing yourself?

the ways i could die.

[thatbigfunnyguy]

quite constantly, i think about maybe throwing myself out a window, [voice gradually getting quiter and quiter] sometimes i think about cutting open my chest with a butterfly knife and exposing my organs, then i think about maybe just taking the easy way out and swollowing a bullet, or maybe a hand granade in the throat, or maybe i will just walk into traffic, or maybe just out of a bus, or even merely just drinking some turpentine and send a cryptic message to the LCD department, or consume some clasticine clay from the 3-D department thus enableing the flow of oxygen, or possible even walking into the park at night with a roll of bills in my hand, or walking into the park with a ham sandwich in my hand, or maybe just listening to the abba cd on repeat for twenty minutes...

Re: the ways i could die.

[birdinspace]

i think you either mean plasticine or casteline, biatch, not clasticine(something that doesnt exist).

i dunno that anyone has been hurt in prospect park because of a ham sandwich, but i am consistently surprised by this neighborhood, so who knows.

Re: the ways i could die.

[thatbigfunnyguy]

your a big big whore. thats right, an evil heartless man-whore

Re: the ways i could die.

[birdinspace]

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