Welcome back, gratuitous self-indulgence
So I havn't updated since the retraction of the night of drunken bitterness...which i edited by the way. Because I would rather not have people realise that I am THAT drunk and bitter. I think I will call it dritter.
Yesterday I was reading want-ads on craigslist.com for the Boston area, and this one was looking for hostesses for a private club that were "sexy and sensual". It was two nights a week for 8 hours a night. And it paid 225 dollars an hour! Okay, any job that pays that much an hour and requires you to be sexy/sensual is CLEARLY a coverup for a whore house. You know "blow" is in THAT job description. But 225 dolalrs an hour...damn, its 46,800 dollars in one summer! Yes, I did the math...but do not worry, I'm not applying, I don't want to prove my mother right.
In orther news, I don't know how many people in arlington know this, but I'm not living there this summer. I'm moving in with my sister in JP. Which, no offense, is going to be ten thousand times better then living with my mother. All of you who have met her I'm sure will agree. But I am still visiting, a lot. And everyone must visit me! And keep me posted on gatherings, because now I will be horribly out of the loop. Don't let me fall by the wayside! I'm home end of April which is really early from most other college students. So I can get a headstart on the job market...which actually makes a very bad pun with the previous topic...no no and no. And I am not working at Starbucks. NO STARBUCKS. That's right guys, that means no more free coffee. I think I am going to go make me some dinner.
Bye lovies,
Robin
Yesterday I was reading want-ads on craigslist.com for the Boston area, and this one was looking for hostesses for a private club that were "sexy and sensual". It was two nights a week for 8 hours a night. And it paid 225 dollars an hour! Okay, any job that pays that much an hour and requires you to be sexy/sensual is CLEARLY a coverup for a whore house. You know "blow" is in THAT job description. But 225 dolalrs an hour...damn, its 46,800 dollars in one summer! Yes, I did the math...but do not worry, I'm not applying, I don't want to prove my mother right.
In orther news, I don't know how many people in arlington know this, but I'm not living there this summer. I'm moving in with my sister in JP. Which, no offense, is going to be ten thousand times better then living with my mother. All of you who have met her I'm sure will agree. But I am still visiting, a lot. And everyone must visit me! And keep me posted on gatherings, because now I will be horribly out of the loop. Don't let me fall by the wayside! I'm home end of April which is really early from most other college students. So I can get a headstart on the job market...which actually makes a very bad pun with the previous topic...no no and no. And I am not working at Starbucks. NO STARBUCKS. That's right guys, that means no more free coffee. I think I am going to go make me some dinner.
Bye lovies,
Robin