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7 Deadly Sins
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? joe probably
2. What is your weapon of choice? passive agressive sideways smirks
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? if they said something really mean, or physically threatened me
4. How about of the same sex? same
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? my parents when they heard i had a shot of vodka at the bar my first night in montreal...theyre so dumb
6. What is your pet peeve? stupid comments in classes
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? i hold them for freaking forever
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? write
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 3pmish
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? janice and bob, nol, anna
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "im making meatballs because i dont want the meat to go bad" i am the biggest jewish mother EVER
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? yeah probably6. When was the last time you got a good workout? hahah um....probably my first week here when i hadn't adjusted to the hills yet. my legs BURNED
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? none, but i dozed for eight minutes after it awoke me. fuck 8:30 classes
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? cappuccino
2. Meat eaters? really good steak, tuna or salmon
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? er....at that point i lost count.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? in the typical, 18 year old girl kind of way
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: sweet, i live on sugar
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought "food"?: if someone had a chicken as a pet...
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? a few
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? a few
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? ...
4. Have you had sex? yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? shoulder blades
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? hahah no, i wish it would be hilarious
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? no
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? none, i was denied by sucky canaidan credit companies
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? hippy stores a montreal
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? pay for university and grad/phd, buy an apartment in montreal, shopping spree
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? sure
6. Have you ever stolen anything? a snapple! and a clothesline form dollarama!
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? none
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? written "driving to cuba". its my baby
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? mcgill
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? be published in a well-established journal/magazine
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? yes
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? no, rarely enter competitions
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? yeah
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? stat homework
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? leahs skirt
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? chelsea, we have similar tastes
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? jhumpa lahiri, hot pulitzer prize winning author with a cool name. i can dream.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? no
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yeah
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? fast metabolism
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? no
THE SEVEN HEAVENLY VIRTUES
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? arthur-millerolotry
2. What religion were you raised as? hippy episcopalian-jew
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human
4. Do you believe in magic? no
5. What was the last promise you broke? not to drink vodka, hahah FAT CHANCE. there's a russian in my hosue.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? yup
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? no
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? no, i did not get the avenue q cd...thus phil burned me a copy. so now yes.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? happiness
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? i'm a bostonian english-major?
4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? i've bought a scratch ticket
5. Do you gamble? no, i'm a cheap-ass jew
6. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? i dont know
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? welfare, gay-marriage, more universalized heathcare, right to choose
2. What causes have you given money or time to? ...im a cheap ass jew
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? food bank, feeding homeless on the common, clothing drive
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel? no
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? when i'm in a good mood i'll buy Spare Change
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? i've bought phil lunch...
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? stayed up all night for comfort
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? failure, lonliness, angry quebecois
2. What did you do today that was really brave? crossed the street. montreal drivers are craaazy man
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? batman, because he is hot
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? possibly
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? more courage
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? no, but i've gotten audition fright
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? depends on the situation
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? no
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), dodge, me no-likey death or guns
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? no
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? do you believe in the easter bunny?
5. What was your favorite media circus trial? martha stewart
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? yes, i wrote to clinton when i was six asking them to outlaw cigerettes
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? shyness
2. Do you collect anything? not really, i own an awful lot of bags/shoes though
3. Are you addicted to anything? coffee, weekends
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do. bring weird-jacob home, because he's weird....
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? certainly
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? my sister
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? no
3. Do you take advice when it's given? i usually consider it...
4. What area are you wisest in? punctuation!
5. Do you drive defensively? i ride the metro defensively
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? no
7. What did you learn today? the difference between evolutionist and functionalist perspectives in anthropology. yeeey. and to always drink coffee before 8:30 am classes. lots of coffee.
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? joe probably
2. What is your weapon of choice? passive agressive sideways smirks
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? if they said something really mean, or physically threatened me
4. How about of the same sex? same
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? my parents when they heard i had a shot of vodka at the bar my first night in montreal...theyre so dumb
6. What is your pet peeve? stupid comments in classes
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? i hold them for freaking forever
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? write
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 3pmish
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? janice and bob, nol, anna
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "im making meatballs because i dont want the meat to go bad" i am the biggest jewish mother EVER
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? yeah probably6. When was the last time you got a good workout? hahah um....probably my first week here when i hadn't adjusted to the hills yet. my legs BURNED
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? none, but i dozed for eight minutes after it awoke me. fuck 8:30 classes
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? cappuccino
2. Meat eaters? really good steak, tuna or salmon
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? er....at that point i lost count.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? in the typical, 18 year old girl kind of way
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: sweet, i live on sugar
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought "food"?: if someone had a chicken as a pet...
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? a few
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? a few
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? ...
4. Have you had sex? yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? shoulder blades
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? hahah no, i wish it would be hilarious
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? no
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? none, i was denied by sucky canaidan credit companies
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? hippy stores a montreal
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? pay for university and grad/phd, buy an apartment in montreal, shopping spree
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? sure
6. Have you ever stolen anything? a snapple! and a clothesline form dollarama!
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? none
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? written "driving to cuba". its my baby
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? mcgill
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? be published in a well-established journal/magazine
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? yes
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? no, rarely enter competitions
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? yeah
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? stat homework
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? leahs skirt
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? chelsea, we have similar tastes
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? jhumpa lahiri, hot pulitzer prize winning author with a cool name. i can dream.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? no
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yeah
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? fast metabolism
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? no
THE SEVEN HEAVENLY VIRTUES
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? arthur-millerolotry
2. What religion were you raised as? hippy episcopalian-jew
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human
4. Do you believe in magic? no
5. What was the last promise you broke? not to drink vodka, hahah FAT CHANCE. there's a russian in my hosue.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? yup
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? no
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? no, i did not get the avenue q cd...thus phil burned me a copy. so now yes.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? happiness
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? i'm a bostonian english-major?
4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? i've bought a scratch ticket
5. Do you gamble? no, i'm a cheap-ass jew
6. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? i dont know
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? welfare, gay-marriage, more universalized heathcare, right to choose
2. What causes have you given money or time to? ...im a cheap ass jew
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? food bank, feeding homeless on the common, clothing drive
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel? no
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? when i'm in a good mood i'll buy Spare Change
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? i've bought phil lunch...
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? stayed up all night for comfort
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? failure, lonliness, angry quebecois
2. What did you do today that was really brave? crossed the street. montreal drivers are craaazy man
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? batman, because he is hot
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? possibly
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? more courage
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? no, but i've gotten audition fright
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? depends on the situation
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? no
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), dodge, me no-likey death or guns
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? no
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? do you believe in the easter bunny?
5. What was your favorite media circus trial? martha stewart
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? yes, i wrote to clinton when i was six asking them to outlaw cigerettes
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? shyness
2. Do you collect anything? not really, i own an awful lot of bags/shoes though
3. Are you addicted to anything? coffee, weekends
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do. bring weird-jacob home, because he's weird....
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? certainly
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? my sister
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? no
3. Do you take advice when it's given? i usually consider it...
4. What area are you wisest in? punctuation!
5. Do you drive defensively? i ride the metro defensively
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? no
7. What did you learn today? the difference between evolutionist and functionalist perspectives in anthropology. yeeey. and to always drink coffee before 8:30 am classes. lots of coffee.