Laughed at this one...
An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell
have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his penis?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Two, once in awhile,
I like to play with my money... Three, I like how money feels in my
hand...
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!
have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his penis?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Two, once in awhile,
I like to play with my money... Three, I like how money feels in my
hand...
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!