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there once was a man from nantucket,
who broke all his legs and yelled, "Fuck it."
he took out a knife,
took hold of his wife,
and cut as her skin would permit.
a different man from peru
also had no need for a shoe,
so he went to the market
bought a shiny guitar pick
And played till his legs grew anew.
i wonder if anyone uses places besides nantucket and peru...