PROMTEENZ

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So, prom. As I had stated before going into it, I think dances are a kind of spiritual death. Dinner beforehand was nice, but when it came to the actual prom, Sarah and I stayed for less than an hour. Then we went back to my house to watch The Emperor's New Groove, because we are simultaneously ninety and five years old.

The Emperor's New Groove should be how everyone spends prom night.