dude, thats the best payment EVER. especially if Eff Bee's nailer is batter dipped in the box too. like when a guy would take you to the theatre and put his unit in the bottom of the popcorn box so you would touch it. uh... yeah... in the 1950S. wtf am i talking about?
if some dude did that popcorn shit with me i would fully bite it off. i would all think it was a hotdog and shit. get me in the movies and everything becomes a snackbar!
i made my mom go to see Showgirls with me in the theatre and we went to 7-11 first and got chili dogs. my mom snuck them into the theatre in her purse and they fully BUST OPEN so her purse was filled with chili. so we are in Showgirls and like, dying because there was this full on chili load in her bag.
Dude, I love the fact that you went to see Showgirls in the theatre with your mom !!!
However, the chili incident is incredibly unfortunate & I am sure very, very messy & stinky !!!! I am sure everything smelled like chili funk for days on end after!
for REALS. it got in her brush and shit, after we saw the movie we had to go home and wash EVERYTHING. luckily she has those lesportsac bags that you can wash.
O M F G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, now *THIS* is by far the best one yet !!!!!!!!
You need to make me a new 'friends only' picture. I'll pay you in chicken planks and hush puppies!
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If you deep fried his ghoul tool you wouldn't be able to ride that shit! You certainly don't want to do that !!!!!!!!!
I have never had a guy take me to the movies & let me grab his schlong in the popcorn box. First, no heels & now this !!!!
What sort of sheltered life have I led?
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fok.
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i made my mom go to see Showgirls with me in the theatre and we went to 7-11 first and got chili dogs. my mom snuck them into the theatre in her purse and they fully BUST OPEN so her purse was filled with chili. so we are in Showgirls and like, dying because there was this full on chili load in her bag.
the end.
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However, the chili incident is incredibly unfortunate & I am sure very, very messy & stinky !!!! I am sure everything smelled like chili funk for days on end after!
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my mom LOVED Showgirls. my mom is so amazing.
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