-2 offers of muffins made with sand (by the same guy) -3 toilet seat pranks (one KY, one saran-wrap, one silly-string) -4 woopie cushions under the couches -1 fake seizure -1 post-it under my optical mouse -8 swapped keys on my keyboard -12 crank calls -400 bad April Fool's jokes
And exactly six fake firings.
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The muffins were from a regular, so we knew better. He seemed pretty bummed by the end of the day that he'd only managed to get one taker.
No, I'm told the seizure was pretty good, actually. They waited until I went to grab lunch. One of the girls practically had a heart attack, but Casey guilted him into making up for it with his wallet.
No Exit was the right parallel. Have a cookie.
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The office was thankfully prank-free today. [...] Of course, being the boss could have something to do with that.
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-2 offers of muffins made with sand (by the same guy)
-3 toilet seat pranks (one KY, one saran-wrap, one silly-string)
-4 woopie cushions under the couches
-1 fake seizure
-1 post-it under my optical mouse
-8 swapped keys on my keyboard
-12 crank calls
-400 bad April Fool's jokes
And exactly six fake firings.
Welcome to Dead Poet Books. Please do not feed the locals.
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Wow. A fake seizure? The rest are fairly innocuous (though the sand-muffins would be annoying), but I think a faked seizure would give me pause.
...unless it was a really bad fake seizure.
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The muffins were from a regular, so we knew better. He seemed pretty bummed by the end of the day that he'd only managed to get one taker.
No, I'm told the seizure was pretty good, actually. They waited until I went to grab lunch. One of the girls practically had a heart attack, but Casey guilted him into making up for it with his wallet.
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Was it a pity-acceptance? "Oh, poor prankster, yes, I will take a muffin."
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On April Fool's? Not fucking likely. I think he was just hungry, half-asleep, and exceptionally gullible.
Is the Pen still standing? I'm hoping for a body count.
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Apparently there was a horrible Slip n' Slide incident. Hummus and Tiki Torches were involved.
[Sara]
Noah's gone a little non-verbal. I fear the stress has gotten to him.
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WHAT
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Is it still going?
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I think so. Noah was vacating but apparently there was a lot of hummus and it was all still there.
...I'm tempted to go down there, even if it can only end in disaster.
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GMTA. Meet you there?
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On my way!
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