Dec 01, 2007 14:29
This is a conversation that just happened in my kitchen.
M: Did Al gore win the Peace Prize?
D: I guess so...there's no such thing as, like, the environmental prize. *internets*
M: He's so fat, how did he get so fat?
D: oh, yeah, fucking al gore did win a peace prize.
M: I guess he achieved his life dream then.
D: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
M: what?
D: I just decided I'm going to be a nobel peace prize nominee.
M: what?
D: Fucking Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, and Stalin were nominated for Peace Prizes....if they can fucking be nominees, I can fucking be a nominee.
Me: Well....surprisingly a lot of people in Russia are pro Stalin....more than you would think.
D: That's because all of the anti-Stalin people are fucking dead. Only the pro-Stalin people were allowed to reproduce....fuck.
lolz, oh family.
fuck,
family,
nobel prize,
convo,
lee