Two Old Farts Sitting Outside the IRC General Store, Shooting the Breeze

[bipolarboy]

retro apologizes for his unkind remarks and takes his Alzheimer meds
arlo> hey, shoot me a couple o' those
arlo> my age now warrants it
retro> I will as soon as I remember where I put em
retro> ahh there they are next to the Depends
arlo> oh of course
retro> ya should have known
arlo> ever since my birthday, i can't remember shit ... much less take one
retro> i tried samples of 3 different "male enhancers" last night
retro> it made my penis shoot off - still trying to find that too
arlo> gee
retro> hehe
arlo> that's um
arlo> yeah
retro> ;)
retro> it's getting really sad when they send ppl free samples
arlo> haha
retro> what next huh?
arlo> who knows
arlo> jeff when's your birthday
retro> I think all the good body functions are covered
retro> Nov
arlo> ah
retro> u just had yours
arlo> ya
arlo> sept 28
retro> old fucker
arlo> lol
arlo> ya
arlo> i ordered my walker
retro> its a milestone
retro> lol
arlo> and my hoveround
retro> good thinking
retro> we can race
arlo> sweet
arlo> (i'll have to order the double-strength battery
retro> mine has mag wheels
arlo> ooh!