Somethings just hurt.

[bipedalmammal]

Man beats stray peacock he mistook for vampire

seriously.

Man arrested in peacock 'vampire' killing

stop laughing.

There's nothing funny about this.

Comments

[jdredd5150]

I read that article and it got me wondering if you were going to start carrying little mini wooden stakes with you in case you ran into any vampire pigeons.

[lawofsyllogism]

I dunno, peacocks ARE pretty scary.

[fagtastic]

i wonder what new york will show me!

i hope i don't see him hurting a peacock! :(

[jetboy78]

Oh, thanks for this... I'm tearing up in the office...

I'll see if I'm alive tomorrow for festivities. I'll give you a call if I can make it.