Random Rant Number 265

[bipedalmammal]

In place of the usual blathering of miscellaneous grievances, I have reduced my rant into its core elements, using the Rant Rubric (tm) developed by me.

Rant rant rant rant, made-up swear word, rant rant rant rant rant, bad analogy, rant rant rant rant rant rant, mixed metaphors and caustic sarcasm, rant rant rant rant fuck.

Thank you.