The End is Near
While trying to find some watchable daytime tv, I inevitably stumbled across the horror that is MTV(which should be called Pop Culture TV). Now from time to time they have something good, like Celebrity Deathmach, but on this occation I saw two things that make me believe the end of the world is approching. 1) The new Limp Bizkit video featuring Hally Berry. Now I'll admit that I use to listen to Limp Bizkit, but since Wes Borrlan left, I've had only hate for the band( the new guys a cool guitarist but really, he can do better). It's not that the song sucks for the video, it does, and it's not the shameless product plugs for Gothika, its that some how Fred Durst, an unattractive no talent hack who should be put out of his misery managed to talk Hally Berry into doing a make out scene for his video. I don't see how any supreme being could condone this. 2) Brittny Spears latest video featuring none other than Madonna. Why, you ask? Because I knew that as soon as that video ended who ever the hell hosts that set of videos wouldn't be able to contain commenting on the now famous kiss between the two. I don't mind two ladies kissing each other, I think there should be more of it, but when one is old enough to be my mom and the other is young enough to be my sister, it just doesn't sit right. What's worse is that it can only go down hill from here. If I am right than Brittny and Madonna will bring about the end of existance. I believe the final sign that will mark the apocolypse will be a sex tape scandel, that will be spamed across the internet to all. And that tape of destruction will be of not only Brittny and Madonna, but Hillary Duff as well, the pop-trifecta from hell. If I'm right, we're in for a bleak future, and you thought having Arnold in charge a state was bad.