evangelion recap series 1:4
2004
have a groovy evening, folks: investigation of certain things going on behind the curtains, with kufat as my sidekick
what's in it for me: people are innately and inherently selfish but also try to recognize that, and that is deep and symbolic, but they also tend to write themselves off and resign to being lazy and selfish because they think nothing can be done!
next year they'll be blue just so no one suspects anything: i'll be there for you, but only during work hours so i can avoid work
you've been playing mortal kombat, methinks: i want to be mean, someday (on the internet)
respect that or i will come down on you so fast you won't know what hit you: ambivalence
i don't talk to people unless i want to annoy them: this one guy i knew back in oklahoma would always talk about wanting to play halo with everybody, and that was like the only thing on his mind. we think he's retarded, or at least half-retarded, but overall, we think he's retarded
i don't think anyone takes kindly to punches in the face: furries are garbage
i thought that i could live for noone else: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
they always would put embarrassing things as the trigger: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
today i fucked your grandparents: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
get your hands off of my woman motherfucker: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
i've been dealing with this double standard all my life and i'm fed up with it: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
selling internet lampshades: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
it's my problem, and i have to learn to deal with it : i reappropriated this entry from someone else
make sure to use the !s: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
are you trying to tell me things: ~easter special~
at least he didn't get taped to a truck this time: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
not much action in here tonight: a guy with a foot fetish doesn't like it when others check out his feet because his feet are ugly but he sure enjoys taking womens feet for granted because he's a big self-serving dickhead
it wasn't just about catching them all: some girl pasted a joke in irc.esper.net #fret and i had to keep this one for myself
yes mommy: suave sexual talk
zangrief: people were doing all these bullshit surveys and quizzes and i figured i'd join in the fun, and i ended up with some pretty interesting results, vuo vuo
or we could dress up as genome soldiers and go "what was that noise?" a lot: a big deep very important and relevant philosophical question is posed here; are we really capable of love? :(
nigga plz: a tribute to a guy named bane
free weight loss: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
BRushing Beak: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
stupid storm brewing in stupid land: one of my livejournal friends did this thing where he was typing his name with different parts of his body so i wanted to try with my penis and my tongue and my eyeballs etc
cows are dumb: i believe this is a quote from avril lavigne
there goes their identity theft: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
adorableneopet is now known as loser: there was this livejournal epidemic going around which was apparently causing trouble so i mimicked it but with a link to an emma watson fanpage on geocities
i figured you would want it: i reappropriated this entry from livejournal user ryokushin, who is now known as demonryokushin after few guys had fun with his original livejournal ;D
i bet they get all kinds of callers that say that: this was an actual post i made on a forum, as a response to someone talking about how he was going to leave forever or commit suicide or something, and i wanted to do one about homicide
bowling for burgers: this one guy would always be a staunch republican and condescend democrats and such, and he'd always bring up his opinions which sounded like textbook opinions. so one guy named coran/gage decided to fake-quote him saying this remark
problem is you will get both games at the same time: elaborate critique on someone's poetry
simpsons trivia: this was an edited version of an essay written by a guy named typhus which was originally about freud's psychoanalytical model of the personality
can you vote for yourself?: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
...: duke togo tribute
i don't believe i've had black-eyed peas: it was really about people who were so lazy and unfunny and yet they made sprite comics. they use other peoples' crap to forfill their own otherwise absent sense of humor, and this is where i used a friend's chat log to fill that void
ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanaphone: kufat was causing problems again
perl is the language of love: kufat was causing problems again
that explains why there's so many fat people on this bus: kufat was causing problems again
and some who are just kidding themselves: i believe this was based on someone else's livejournal entry which was supposed to raise a discussion about whatever in relatively a similar context as i produced this entry in
he'd jump into conversations with nonsensical phrases: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
i had a conversation once but i lost it in a butthole: i wrote a final fantasy 4 lemon straight to irc one day, inspired by an allyson hannigan picture
why the hell did god create illness: i was being accused of being sexist and here is a behind the curtains log, but the funny part is, all i did was say that some girl looked like a goofy boy in one of the pictures she showed a link to
can you put that into a specific example so i can laugh at it: a conundrum of respect
maybe a better tech guru can check those numbers: secret message
tonite is not the nite: cyclones have a whirl of emotional trouble ha ha ha
which idiot complex does zeo have?: a post a friend and i flooded about this guy named zeo at a forum somewhere with like 50 different names
that way it runs through you control s jsut liek it runs fro aribles: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
every time you do that thing you do : i reappropriated this entry from someone else and added to it
i'd not pay it any mind at all: along the lines of uppercutting people into electric fences
cody pendants: a trick for demonryokushin on livejournal
book'em, donno: some guy made this remark on his webpage i think, and it's pretty funny that people pigeonhole evangelion like that, and it's really a comment on how people address issues that matter versus superficial issues that they think too much of because of jadedness
even bill cosby has to stop for pedestrians: aximili here's to you
maids and a harem!: reference to a fate/stay night comic
i wanted to edit these paragraphs later on to put in more of my point of view: september 11 special
tears in heaven (heaven is 11): not a september 11 special but an obituary for our late artist friend who called himself armaron
attacking when mist will freeze you with breath!!: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
wash me: irontailfratley to this day would not show us porno pics he somehow found of his friend down at some university
it would be pretty hard to do that: i almost was going to start being serious in this entry but then i wanted to talk about grape soda
how to say no to girl in time: why is it so hard to say no, i don't know, but that's the feeling that makes me go slow with you, girl
the specialist: alien nine entry. i was reading this one person's website about it, but this entry wasn't in response to her
i wish i was robocop: hypocrites forgetting their roots in life
the badness of my joke resonates throughout time: john kerry is a jk flipflop, ha ha, get it, digital circuitry reference
mocking me does not buy you unboring points: an edit version of a quote made by wilysredballoon
sounds like a wonderful life: this is a bass tab of the intro line to arrange version iori's theme from king of fighters 97 that i tabbed out myself out of boredom
george matty flies around and eats baked beans: dygel's girlfriend galactose (also livejournal users) had this one quiz game that centered around her. she was fat, by the way, just so you know, and well, safe to say we didn't really like her or dygel so we played her little quiz and got onto her high scores sheet
there's nothing wrong with it: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
let's all get on there and form a clan: go-gaia is a horrible infestation of idiot pedos
he is a character that is like white guy trying to be gangster rapper: a guy who admits to hypocrisy still hands out advice of "don't listen to his advice" for irony effect
i don't know why but i will assume they are saying some ridiculous racist thing in their commercials: john mccain can say gooks because vietnam
you're trapped in the new world of street fighter 3: i played this reappropriated entry on my nes
a wrong times a wrong is a right!!: people who adopt monikers that they never live up to, how pretentious of them
my pal opens the door for me: truncated palidor playlist
series one: fake interview session with an opinionated college-going person
but i don't think it did me much harm: edited from someone else into something more creepy
series two: irontailfratley interviewed! and edited a little but not with so much compromise despite his whinery afterwards
a destroy-everything sort of beat'em up: i have no idea what the first line was about but the rest was because some people stood behind me in line really closely and it was like "back up you invadin my personal bubble fo sho ma nizzle" and then someone punched me for talking like a retarded version of snoop dogg
or that is my understanding of the whole thing: the insane worrier is reference to an old nes wrestling game, and i was inspired to make an entry from that
you know the effect you have and enjoy keeping people in wonder: this was a post i made in gamefaqs in a final fight forum
but bush's presidency would still be viewed as illegitimate: i forget what this was about, but i remember posting it as a response to a comment made in someone else's livejournal entry
that's from an extremely reliable source: blanket statements about blanket statements
i wonder if doomsday clock hand is going to move: kindergarten cop reference twisted for extreme hardcore emo
genj friend: people who cut themselves do not realize how they truly can benefit society by donating blood
smooth bathroom transaction this morning: reappropriated entry
deja vu?: parody of someone else's remarks
wow, sounds like everquest 2: a gamefaqs post reappropriated by me
i have never seen somebody so starved for attention: the true meaning of christmas evangeleno gears
he plague was really cool in that regard: agree to disagree
call me ishmael: reappropriated entry
happy easter to uncoordinated poor people who can't find themselves or colored eggs: babelfish changes niggaztalk(tm) for the better
don't encourage him: babelfish changes an attention whore's livejournal friends-only advisory post, for the better
how can i obtain this gem of power: a girl wrote a poem about me (supposedly) and gave it to me and i made a parodized version to fit the street fighter theme. sort of, anyway
i do not understand the question: a reference to an alleged accessory to a murder case and her livejournal post but changed for the true meaning of her post
and we've been together for 5 years so it's about that time: i'm still counting the days down~~~
except for the people who get their work done: people got pompous over mortal kombat, but especially ironic is the case of snk fanboys who would do that, considering how un-drastic the changes have been in kof
i get more inspiration from titles than things lying around or whatever: it's neat how people on fanfiction.net can be pompous about grammar, and some of them afforded comments on my behalf about my own fanfiction which was actually a parody of theirs
all of those black people listening in: i get angry when fast food chains get my hamburger orders wrong
i am selling your corpse: this was about a person who gets so obsessed and self conscious about what attracts a woman to a man, that he goes on a journey to discover these things, and in turn, starts questioning his own sexuality in spite of opening the faggot version of pandora's box, ha, ha, ha, ha
i have never heard anyone pronounced mmorpg as a word: a tribute to the baroque period of music (thxxx foobar!!!!111on)
is there any fetish untouched by trilless: a version of the infamous guile rap starring christina aguilera get it because she has guile in her name rolf
we're anti-antifreeze!: i think this was a survey that chime passed by to us but i don't remember, and i basically answered it by looking up my answers on google
thanks hunny: this girl pasted quotes from this one guy who claimed to be a "vampyre with a terrible cruse" (sic) and i borrowed them for this entry
i have no idea what my sleeping schedule is anymore: from my own heart and soul comes this cathartic entry which could be construed as emo, because apparently that's the big trend these days (on the internet) it's also what i picture britney spears sometimes saying
they said i wasn't australian enough: but they are!
innocence lost: this is a final fantasy 8 fanfic i wrote straight to irc in an on the spot manner based on the characterizations people supplied to me in the irc channel i did this in for a run on sentence
cause you can't tell if it's intended in a mean or a friendlier way: turtle friend leigh was talking about her mom or aunt or whatever i think and these are just quotes from her
boys night out: another on the spot irc improv fanfic i did, this time with tidus and jecht and "the mysterious man" who was supposedly jecht but it is yet to be confirmed. cameo appearance by everyone's favorite livejournal user kouban (in secret)
love was predestined: yet more on the spot fanfiction done on irc, featuring the everpopular topic of "aurikku" or whatever it's called, where auron and rikku from final fantasy x are paired up together even though it's creepy and maybe incestual (i've never played the game). the premise of this one is based on an old playground joke that would get passed around a lot in gradeschool
christina aguilera's horrific night: yes, another irc impromptu, about christina aguilera who meets up with nick carter and they go out on a date or something, or try to anyway. all the obstacles of stardom!
on the boardwalk: more on the spot material, this time with kouban assisting in creating this devious but not deviantart piece about a rendezvouz between princess peach and princess zelda, aka sheik-sama, and there was lots of "controversy" over whether sheik was really a guy or a girl
domestic violets: this is a word-for-word copy of a post i made on a forum which was just me playing goth, and it was a post inspired by the goth skits on saturday night live
dr. baghead and paul anderson present: borrowed from an mmcafe bbs post, because paul is an archetypal typecasting stereotyping typical typewriter fag. sounds like jeff k. at the deck
have a groovy evening, folks: investigation of certain things going on behind the curtains, with kufat as my sidekick
what's in it for me: people are innately and inherently selfish but also try to recognize that, and that is deep and symbolic, but they also tend to write themselves off and resign to being lazy and selfish because they think nothing can be done!
next year they'll be blue just so no one suspects anything: i'll be there for you, but only during work hours so i can avoid work
you've been playing mortal kombat, methinks: i want to be mean, someday (on the internet)
respect that or i will come down on you so fast you won't know what hit you: ambivalence
i don't talk to people unless i want to annoy them: this one guy i knew back in oklahoma would always talk about wanting to play halo with everybody, and that was like the only thing on his mind. we think he's retarded, or at least half-retarded, but overall, we think he's retarded
i don't think anyone takes kindly to punches in the face: furries are garbage
i thought that i could live for noone else: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
they always would put embarrassing things as the trigger: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
today i fucked your grandparents: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
get your hands off of my woman motherfucker: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
i've been dealing with this double standard all my life and i'm fed up with it: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
selling internet lampshades: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
it's my problem, and i have to learn to deal with it : i reappropriated this entry from someone else
make sure to use the !s: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
are you trying to tell me things: ~easter special~
at least he didn't get taped to a truck this time: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
not much action in here tonight: a guy with a foot fetish doesn't like it when others check out his feet because his feet are ugly but he sure enjoys taking womens feet for granted because he's a big self-serving dickhead
it wasn't just about catching them all: some girl pasted a joke in irc.esper.net #fret and i had to keep this one for myself
yes mommy: suave sexual talk
zangrief: people were doing all these bullshit surveys and quizzes and i figured i'd join in the fun, and i ended up with some pretty interesting results, vuo vuo
or we could dress up as genome soldiers and go "what was that noise?" a lot: a big deep very important and relevant philosophical question is posed here; are we really capable of love? :(
nigga plz: a tribute to a guy named bane
free weight loss: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
BRushing Beak: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
stupid storm brewing in stupid land: one of my livejournal friends did this thing where he was typing his name with different parts of his body so i wanted to try with my penis and my tongue and my eyeballs etc
cows are dumb: i believe this is a quote from avril lavigne
there goes their identity theft: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
adorableneopet is now known as loser: there was this livejournal epidemic going around which was apparently causing trouble so i mimicked it but with a link to an emma watson fanpage on geocities
i figured you would want it: i reappropriated this entry from livejournal user ryokushin, who is now known as demonryokushin after few guys had fun with his original livejournal ;D
i bet they get all kinds of callers that say that: this was an actual post i made on a forum, as a response to someone talking about how he was going to leave forever or commit suicide or something, and i wanted to do one about homicide
bowling for burgers: this one guy would always be a staunch republican and condescend democrats and such, and he'd always bring up his opinions which sounded like textbook opinions. so one guy named coran/gage decided to fake-quote him saying this remark
problem is you will get both games at the same time: elaborate critique on someone's poetry
simpsons trivia: this was an edited version of an essay written by a guy named typhus which was originally about freud's psychoanalytical model of the personality
can you vote for yourself?: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
...: duke togo tribute
i don't believe i've had black-eyed peas: it was really about people who were so lazy and unfunny and yet they made sprite comics. they use other peoples' crap to forfill their own otherwise absent sense of humor, and this is where i used a friend's chat log to fill that void
ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanaphone: kufat was causing problems again
perl is the language of love: kufat was causing problems again
that explains why there's so many fat people on this bus: kufat was causing problems again
and some who are just kidding themselves: i believe this was based on someone else's livejournal entry which was supposed to raise a discussion about whatever in relatively a similar context as i produced this entry in
he'd jump into conversations with nonsensical phrases: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
i had a conversation once but i lost it in a butthole: i wrote a final fantasy 4 lemon straight to irc one day, inspired by an allyson hannigan picture
why the hell did god create illness: i was being accused of being sexist and here is a behind the curtains log, but the funny part is, all i did was say that some girl looked like a goofy boy in one of the pictures she showed a link to
can you put that into a specific example so i can laugh at it: a conundrum of respect
maybe a better tech guru can check those numbers: secret message
tonite is not the nite: cyclones have a whirl of emotional trouble ha ha ha
which idiot complex does zeo have?: a post a friend and i flooded about this guy named zeo at a forum somewhere with like 50 different names
that way it runs through you control s jsut liek it runs fro aribles: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
every time you do that thing you do : i reappropriated this entry from someone else and added to it
i'd not pay it any mind at all: along the lines of uppercutting people into electric fences
cody pendants: a trick for demonryokushin on livejournal
book'em, donno: some guy made this remark on his webpage i think, and it's pretty funny that people pigeonhole evangelion like that, and it's really a comment on how people address issues that matter versus superficial issues that they think too much of because of jadedness
even bill cosby has to stop for pedestrians: aximili here's to you
maids and a harem!: reference to a fate/stay night comic
i wanted to edit these paragraphs later on to put in more of my point of view: september 11 special
tears in heaven (heaven is 11): not a september 11 special but an obituary for our late artist friend who called himself armaron
attacking when mist will freeze you with breath!!: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
wash me: irontailfratley to this day would not show us porno pics he somehow found of his friend down at some university
it would be pretty hard to do that: i almost was going to start being serious in this entry but then i wanted to talk about grape soda
how to say no to girl in time: why is it so hard to say no, i don't know, but that's the feeling that makes me go slow with you, girl
the specialist: alien nine entry. i was reading this one person's website about it, but this entry wasn't in response to her
i wish i was robocop: hypocrites forgetting their roots in life
the badness of my joke resonates throughout time: john kerry is a jk flipflop, ha ha, get it, digital circuitry reference
mocking me does not buy you unboring points: an edit version of a quote made by wilysredballoon
sounds like a wonderful life: this is a bass tab of the intro line to arrange version iori's theme from king of fighters 97 that i tabbed out myself out of boredom
george matty flies around and eats baked beans: dygel's girlfriend galactose (also livejournal users) had this one quiz game that centered around her. she was fat, by the way, just so you know, and well, safe to say we didn't really like her or dygel so we played her little quiz and got onto her high scores sheet
there's nothing wrong with it: i reappropriated this entry from someone else
let's all get on there and form a clan: go-gaia is a horrible infestation of idiot pedos
he is a character that is like white guy trying to be gangster rapper: a guy who admits to hypocrisy still hands out advice of "don't listen to his advice" for irony effect
i don't know why but i will assume they are saying some ridiculous racist thing in their commercials: john mccain can say gooks because vietnam
you're trapped in the new world of street fighter 3: i played this reappropriated entry on my nes
a wrong times a wrong is a right!!: people who adopt monikers that they never live up to, how pretentious of them
my pal opens the door for me: truncated palidor playlist
series one: fake interview session with an opinionated college-going person
but i don't think it did me much harm: edited from someone else into something more creepy
series two: irontailfratley interviewed! and edited a little but not with so much compromise despite his whinery afterwards
a destroy-everything sort of beat'em up: i have no idea what the first line was about but the rest was because some people stood behind me in line really closely and it was like "back up you invadin my personal bubble fo sho ma nizzle" and then someone punched me for talking like a retarded version of snoop dogg
or that is my understanding of the whole thing: the insane worrier is reference to an old nes wrestling game, and i was inspired to make an entry from that
you know the effect you have and enjoy keeping people in wonder: this was a post i made in gamefaqs in a final fight forum
but bush's presidency would still be viewed as illegitimate: i forget what this was about, but i remember posting it as a response to a comment made in someone else's livejournal entry
that's from an extremely reliable source: blanket statements about blanket statements
i wonder if doomsday clock hand is going to move: kindergarten cop reference twisted for extreme hardcore emo
genj friend: people who cut themselves do not realize how they truly can benefit society by donating blood
smooth bathroom transaction this morning: reappropriated entry
deja vu?: parody of someone else's remarks
wow, sounds like everquest 2: a gamefaqs post reappropriated by me
i have never seen somebody so starved for attention: the true meaning of christmas evangeleno gears
he plague was really cool in that regard: agree to disagree
call me ishmael: reappropriated entry
happy easter to uncoordinated poor people who can't find themselves or colored eggs: babelfish changes niggaztalk(tm) for the better
don't encourage him: babelfish changes an attention whore's livejournal friends-only advisory post, for the better
how can i obtain this gem of power: a girl wrote a poem about me (supposedly) and gave it to me and i made a parodized version to fit the street fighter theme. sort of, anyway
i do not understand the question: a reference to an alleged accessory to a murder case and her livejournal post but changed for the true meaning of her post
and we've been together for 5 years so it's about that time: i'm still counting the days down~~~
except for the people who get their work done: people got pompous over mortal kombat, but especially ironic is the case of snk fanboys who would do that, considering how un-drastic the changes have been in kof
i get more inspiration from titles than things lying around or whatever: it's neat how people on fanfiction.net can be pompous about grammar, and some of them afforded comments on my behalf about my own fanfiction which was actually a parody of theirs
all of those black people listening in: i get angry when fast food chains get my hamburger orders wrong
i am selling your corpse: this was about a person who gets so obsessed and self conscious about what attracts a woman to a man, that he goes on a journey to discover these things, and in turn, starts questioning his own sexuality in spite of opening the faggot version of pandora's box, ha, ha, ha, ha
i have never heard anyone pronounced mmorpg as a word: a tribute to the baroque period of music (thxxx foobar!!!!111on)
is there any fetish untouched by trilless: a version of the infamous guile rap starring christina aguilera get it because she has guile in her name rolf
we're anti-antifreeze!: i think this was a survey that chime passed by to us but i don't remember, and i basically answered it by looking up my answers on google
thanks hunny: this girl pasted quotes from this one guy who claimed to be a "vampyre with a terrible cruse" (sic) and i borrowed them for this entry
i have no idea what my sleeping schedule is anymore: from my own heart and soul comes this cathartic entry which could be construed as emo, because apparently that's the big trend these days (on the internet) it's also what i picture britney spears sometimes saying
they said i wasn't australian enough: but they are!
innocence lost: this is a final fantasy 8 fanfic i wrote straight to irc in an on the spot manner based on the characterizations people supplied to me in the irc channel i did this in for a run on sentence
cause you can't tell if it's intended in a mean or a friendlier way: turtle friend leigh was talking about her mom or aunt or whatever i think and these are just quotes from her
boys night out: another on the spot irc improv fanfic i did, this time with tidus and jecht and "the mysterious man" who was supposedly jecht but it is yet to be confirmed. cameo appearance by everyone's favorite livejournal user kouban (in secret)
love was predestined: yet more on the spot fanfiction done on irc, featuring the everpopular topic of "aurikku" or whatever it's called, where auron and rikku from final fantasy x are paired up together even though it's creepy and maybe incestual (i've never played the game). the premise of this one is based on an old playground joke that would get passed around a lot in gradeschool
christina aguilera's horrific night: yes, another irc impromptu, about christina aguilera who meets up with nick carter and they go out on a date or something, or try to anyway. all the obstacles of stardom!
on the boardwalk: more on the spot material, this time with kouban assisting in creating this devious but not deviantart piece about a rendezvouz between princess peach and princess zelda, aka sheik-sama, and there was lots of "controversy" over whether sheik was really a guy or a girl
domestic violets: this is a word-for-word copy of a post i made on a forum which was just me playing goth, and it was a post inspired by the goth skits on saturday night live
dr. baghead and paul anderson present: borrowed from an mmcafe bbs post, because paul is an archetypal typecasting stereotyping typical typewriter fag. sounds like jeff k. at the deck