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[biomy]

here are some words of the wise, and this is very philosophical

there were four men, each guided spiritually by one of the four elements (earth, wind, water, fire). the first one said, "i shall walk my own path on these grounds to the light." the second said, "let the gentle breeze be my guide to show me the way to the light." the third one said, "i shall settle comfortably in the sea and let the light find me in my bed." what did the fourth one say?

"holy shit, i'm on fire!"

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