I've got it!
I think I've got it figured out; the Republican employment plan is to create a new department of Uterine Security. I guess I'll just have to get a job as a uterine monitor.
"Excuse me ma'am, are you using your lady parts strictly for reproductive purposes and not for happy fun times, even if you're married? Also, do you have your Federally mandated supply of aspirin nearby at all times?"
"Excuse me ma'am, are you using your lady parts strictly for reproductive purposes and not for happy fun times, even if you're married? Also, do you have your Federally mandated supply of aspirin nearby at all times?"