[Accidental Voice]

Dec 13, 2009 22:20

What the hell is this?

[Rustling noises, and a sudden thump, followed by a groan]

Damn it. Where am I? Peter? Claire? If that son of a bitch had anything to do with this...

[Another slam, and then a long silence]

Are those... This isn't real. This isn't happening, I'm dreaming.

[Flapping]

I'm having a very weird, very inane dream. One that I'll be waking up from any sec--

[Slam! Erratic flapping afterwards]

Ow! Jesus! Alright, that's it. If this is a dream, it's an awful one. This is overkill. If it's not, I want some answers. Now. Is there anyone out there? Hello!

gqmf on the loose, arrival, wtf feathery cliche, voice, slapstick in the making, nathan needs a shotgun

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