Dec 13, 2009 22:20
What the hell is this?
[Rustling noises, and a sudden thump, followed by a groan]
Damn it. Where am I? Peter? Claire? If that son of a bitch had anything to do with this...
[Another slam, and then a long silence]
Are those... This isn't real. This isn't happening, I'm dreaming.
[Flapping]
I'm having a very weird, very inane dream. One that I'll be waking up from any sec--
[Slam! Erratic flapping afterwards]
Ow! Jesus! Alright, that's it. If this is a dream, it's an awful one. This is overkill. If it's not, I want some answers. Now. Is there anyone out there? Hello!
gqmf on the loose,
arrival,
wtf feathery cliche,
voice,
slapstick in the making,
nathan needs a shotgun