Sep 01, 2005 18:19
Parklife is in about a month's time. I hear there be booty 'n wenches galore, 'n where there be booty 'n wenches, there be Cap'n Biodecay!
I've had me trusty scouts keep'n a watchful, scurvy eye on those sea dogs, 'n twould seem there be a crack in their security! Yer see, there be fences 'n land lubbers guarding all of the entrances by land, but the route by sea be guarded by but one lame buccaneer!
So this be the plan. We'll be gettin' our booty grubbin' hands on some of them ankle biters blow up rafts, and we'll hoist that jolly roger, don our pirate hats and sail all stealthy like across thar lake. We'll sidle up to 'em, overpower the fool guard 'n BAM, slide in between their defenses all easy like before they know what hit 'em, like one of them drunken wenches from pirates cove...
Yarrrr! Who be with me?
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