How to surevive a Marriage
1 A really short memory
2 Xanax
3 Mother-in-law who supports u no matter what
4 being hard of hearing
5 liquor
6 Bite your tounge before u say anyhting
7 pretend ur not married, and just dating
8 think of what it would be like to live alone
9 jewelry
10 Talk to each other ONLY at dinner
11 do one thing for each other at least every day
12 respect alone time
13 Take care of the other when they are sick
14 cleaniness
15 treat each other with the kindness of all your friends
16 accept you cant change the other
17 Anti-depressents
18 Sex when neccessary - This means ALOT of it
19 Make memories with each other
20 drag your self to the others party's and ejoy ur self no matter what
21 stop obsessing about the little things, wait for the big things
22 alwasy love her new hairdo
23 always love the cute little hairs he leaves around the sink
24 she NEVER looks fat
25 he never ignores her feelings
26 he always opines about wich shoes look better with her outfit
27 the kids are great because she's and EXCELLENT mother
28 she tells him his pc skills are second only to Bill Gates
29 her articles are always funny
30 his articles are always interesting
31 friends you both like
32 friends of your own
33 kids who brings the friends home for dinner
34 same interests
35 different interests
36 passion
37 compassion
38 a short memory (was this already mentioned??)
39 feelings
40 Good memories made together
2 Xanax
3 Mother-in-law who supports u no matter what
4 being hard of hearing
5 liquor
6 Bite your tounge before u say anyhting
7 pretend ur not married, and just dating
8 think of what it would be like to live alone
9 jewelry
10 Talk to each other ONLY at dinner
11 do one thing for each other at least every day
12 respect alone time
13 Take care of the other when they are sick
14 cleaniness
15 treat each other with the kindness of all your friends
16 accept you cant change the other
17 Anti-depressents
18 Sex when neccessary - This means ALOT of it
19 Make memories with each other
20 drag your self to the others party's and ejoy ur self no matter what
21 stop obsessing about the little things, wait for the big things
22 alwasy love her new hairdo
23 always love the cute little hairs he leaves around the sink
24 she NEVER looks fat
25 he never ignores her feelings
26 he always opines about wich shoes look better with her outfit
27 the kids are great because she's and EXCELLENT mother
28 she tells him his pc skills are second only to Bill Gates
29 her articles are always funny
30 his articles are always interesting
31 friends you both like
32 friends of your own
33 kids who brings the friends home for dinner
34 same interests
35 different interests
36 passion
37 compassion
38 a short memory (was this already mentioned??)
39 feelings
40 Good memories made together