Understanding the laws of Heaven and Hell
So this engineer dies and goes to Hell. When he gets there and sees how miserable it is, he convinces the Devil to fix the place up a bit. A few weeks later, God and the Devil are talking. God asks, "So hows everything in Hell, miserable as usual?" The Devil answers, "Actually thing are going great since that engineer got here. We've got AC, running water, and electricity." God says, "Oh there must have been a mistake. He was supposed to come here. The Devil replies, "Well sucks to be you, you're not getting him back." God gets aggravated and yells, "If you don't give him back I'll sue." The Devil laughs, "Oh really? And where are you gonna find a lawyer?"