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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Titties!

1. Titties invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
2. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat titties'.
3. Two grams of titties provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
4. Titties have only one weakness - the colour yellow.
5. Without its lining of titties, your stomach would digest itself.
6. If you put a drop of liquor on titties, they will go mad and sting themself to death!
7. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled titties.
8. The deepest part of titties is over 35,000 feet deep.
9. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and titties would be as small as a pea.
10. The risk of being struck by titties is one occurence every 9,300 years.