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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic...
(turn to page 122 if he found himself to be a giant eye)
(turn to page 145 if he found himself to be a menstruating cow)
(turn to page 157 if he found himself to be David Hasselhoff)
(turn to page 122 if he found himself to be a giant eye)
(turn to page 145 if he found himself to be a menstruating cow)
(turn to page 157 if he found himself to be David Hasselhoff)