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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In August ph1p and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Sunday I put money in 0pera_ghost's expired parking meter (14 points). In February I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1720 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
binnie_chan
LOL!