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Dec 11, 2024 00:52


The one where Mike is blindsided by the predictable again.

Synopsis: Mike is blindsided by Rhetta not simply agreeing to be treated as if she has no choice to accept his changing the deal.

Summary: Love means never having to say I'm stupid.

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howtheduck December 11 2024, 06:17:14 UTC


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dreadedcandiru2 December 11 2024, 06:32:28 UTC

Personally, I wonder what it is that makes the big dummy get so worked up in the first place. He's young, his dad can call in markers and get him dental surgery, he's reasonably good looking so this should not be a big deal but there he is, churning out shitty poems about her allegedly throwing his alleged love in the trash.

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howtheduck December 12 2024, 05:53:57 UTC

The heart of Mike's problem is that he is extraordinarily lazy and always looking for the easy way out. He does not have the will to tell Rhetta that he wants to chase after Jodi and/or Kit. Rhetta has to give him the excuse.

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dreadedcandiru2 December 12 2024, 08:01:43 UTC
There's also his need to assign malevolent motives to those who force him to act.

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howtheduck December 13 2024, 06:03:15 UTC

Right. Mike does not like to be told what to do and often reacts in irrational ways in response.

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dreadedcandiru2 December 13 2024, 06:47:31 UTC

Mike should have simply wailed to Martha that she really wanted everyone to laugh cruelly at him FOREVER!!

He would then be exposed to the character building words "How long have you been smoking crack cocaine?"

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dreadedcandiru2 December 11 2024, 06:50:42 UTC

Also, Mike thanks all the wrong people when he boasts about the career John paid for. Instead of pub bore raving about a career writing essay questions, John should complain about how he's invisible.

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jjamele December 11 2024, 11:15:14 UTC

I really don't get what Rhetta is saying here. She wants to be engaged for several years? She wants Michael to drop out of school to get married? How long did she think Michael was going to be in school? Does she mean she wants to have sex before marriage, and Michael isn't into that? What the hell?

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dreadedcandiru2 December 11 2024, 11:24:57 UTC
If there were a competent person writing this, his next move would be to tell her that he doesn't date wingnuts who do not know what they want. Sadly, he ends up marrying one who does.

Also sadly, all he reacts to is opposition to his ideas. People who really love him say yes to whatever stupid thing the jabbering ass feels is right.

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jjamele December 11 2024, 13:45:46 UTC

"You could have asked me to wait."

"Oh Michael this is HILARIOUS!"

"You quit your job? Oh Michael THANK YOU, now we get to keep you longer!"

"Michael needs to work on his writing! He can't be a househusband!"

For the men who want to marry a handmaiden who exists to serve and "support," Dee is an absolute dream. For men who want to marry a woman with a brain, thoughts and goals of her own, and actual opinions she's a zombie nightmare.

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dreadedcandiru2 December 11 2024, 14:40:47 UTC
The daddy obsessed cretin writing this makes Elongated Muskrat look woke.

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jjamele December 11 2024, 11:24:42 UTC

I like that Elly says "London, ONTARIO" to a fellow Canadian, telegraphing the fact that the vast majority of her readers are Americans who would assume it was in England otherwise. I just wish she had said "Michael may be moving to London, the town in Ontario not the one in England, because there's a town in Canada called London."

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dreadedcandiru2 December 11 2024, 11:25:50 UTC
I wonder if she realizes how many towns in the US are named for European cities.

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jjamele December 11 2024, 13:55:35 UTC

Here on the East Coast, it's most of them.

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chocolate_frapp December 11 2024, 18:25:02 UTC

Carlsbad, Calif. is named after the German name of a city in the Czech Republic

Dublin, Calif. is of course named after the Capital of Ireland

Ettersburg, Calif. is named after a town in Germany

Menlo Park, Calif is named after an Irish town, Menlo, in county Galway

Asti, Imola, Lodi, Venice Beach, Verona, and Palermo, Calif. are named after towns in Italy

New Idria, Calif is named after a town in Slovenia (spelled Idrija)

New Almaden and Valencia, Calif. are named after cities in Spain

Arboga, Calif. is named after a town in Sweden

Interlaken, Calif is named after a town in Switzerland

Sebastopol, Calif is named after a city in Ukraine (spelled Sevastopol)

Brentwood, Keswick, Ryde and Westminster, Calif are named after British cities

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jjamele December 11 2024, 18:33:47 UTC

Yep. I've been to Sebastopol, CA- my godparents live there.

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