Halloween 2024

[dreadedcandiru2]

The one where Liz is "more mature" than her father.

Synopsis: See Liz tap out hard on going to the dance. See Liz lie about why while still revealing a truth about herself. See Rod get one between the uprights because he doesn't have a broomstick up his arse.

Summary: Ken Jeong: I know EXACTLY who Liz is: a juvenile dumbass who never outgrew

Comments

[howtheduck]

Wrong Elizabeth. You wear costumes to a Halloween dance. That's the whole point.

This is not John's first appearance as a vampire, but you would think after the last time, he might be a little reluctant to do it again.

[dreadedcandiru2]

1) The doofus is well on her way to becoming the same always angry, impossible to please simpleton Elly is because her craving to be taken seriously makes her look like the knuckle-dragging amoeba-brain Elly is. The kadodie thinks that since 'only' small children dress up for Halloween, dressing up will make people laugh at her.

2) The misadventure John stumbled through is another reminder that Lynn fears one thing more than being old: being lumped in with kids.

[dreadedcandiru2]

3) We know that Liz is hiding the truth from Elly because she doesn't actually understand what happened or what set Liz off.



But as I said, getting all hot and bothered about being humiliated and not taken seriously is a family tradition. it's only Lynn who thinks John is talking nonsense when he said this:

[chocolate_frapp]

Yeah, Elly's enough of a bitch to put down her supposed friend's looks.

How old was Michael in this arc if John can fit into a costume he originally bought for Michael?

[dreadedcandiru2]

1) Former friend......because Elly doesn't understand blowback any more than her kids do.

2) Eight or so.

[chocolate_frapp]

I forgot about that weird shit with yelling "yeah" when scared.

[dreadedcandiru2]

Lynn never did realize that it was always supposed to be YAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH.

[chocolate_frapp]

manages to sound even more awkward than the constant aughs in Peanuts.

[dreadedcandiru2]

Or Cathy yelling AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! in change rooms because she looks in the mirror and sees a member of the Slitheen family from Doctor Who.

[chocolate_frapp]

I fail to find the humor in women hating themselves for being fat. I also find it sus that she named the character after herself and she isn't fat!

[dreadedcandiru2]

She's not her birth weight so she's got it in her head that everyone else sees Jabba the Hutt too.

[aprilp_katje]

John does look like a total idiot, but it's not because of his costume.

[howtheduck]

The women would be frightened just by seeing a man's face in the window, regardless of costume, and good for them defending themselves in a nonlethal manner. As I have heard, if a woman is alone in the woods and she sees a bear or she sees John Patterson, she would prefer to be with the bear, even if John is offering a discount on dental work.