Saturday, 19 October 2024

[dreadedcandiru2]

The one where Liz throws a tantrum because someone treated her the way she treats others.

Synopsis: Dawn uses translatable wordplay when forced to listen to Liz lose her shit because she allowed Candace to gert the better of her.

Summary: It doesn't take a genius to pair Liz's dishonesty with the "inexplcable" jealousy of Therese.

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[dreadedcandiru2]

Dawn has been on the receiving end of Liz taking hypocritical offense:





when Liz bristles at any 'unfair' social norm that requires her to (as jjamelesaid) behave as if other people are, in fact, people, and have agendas, goals, dreams, etc. which may or may not include "what is best for Liz Patterson?"

This means that this incident barely registered to her. It's just Candace being a wild card:

Her friend Candace had fascinated her, mainly because she never knew what Candace would do.

and Liz behaving like she's kind of still in grade school whining "Me wind-up toy. You wind me up. It your fault me have no agency." again.

Liz is just moody and Dawn has a hard time figuring out why:







because she assumes that Liz has a stable home life with parents who don't see her as an enemy plotting their ruin:



so trying to interfere on Liz's behalf isn't a very good idea:



because she doesn't seem to be especially aware of her surroundings:





Since Milborough is where her parents live, she has no idea if what people say about a woman she barely knows isn't self-serving crap:



All she knows is "Pair off the guys who are way too high school."

[jjamele]

Lynn must hate women, to constantly show them being catty and back-stabbing like Liz's "friends," feeding her exactly what they know she wants to hear to encourage her to finish off a relationship they have no business being invested in. How empty are their own lives to have so much mental energy wrapped up in a marriage of two people they barely know?

People like this would not be satisfied with seeing Liz and Anthony end up together. They just look for the next "scandal" to whisper about, the next relationship to undermine For The Heck of It. Hell, they'd probably just go right back to putting worms in Liz's ear about how Anthony was seen in the same mall as Therese or (gasp) even talked to her, What's That All About I Heard The Marriage Isn't Working Out....

[dreadedcandiru2]

It's a reflection of how boring and empty her own life is when she's being herself and not the celebrity she poses as.

[jjamele]

Here's a tip for any decent people out there (obviously, this does not include any of Liz's "friends"): If you find yourself looking over your shoulder to make sure no one else is around before you start talking about someone who is not there, you should take that as a sign that you need to STFU and stop being the teenager you were supposed to leave behind years ago.

[dreadedcandiru2]

What these alleged adults need is this gentle reminder:


about how to comport themselves.

[chocolate_frapp]

First strip: I'm still amazed Elly has any friends.

Second strip: Why the hell would Liz confide in Michael of all people?

Fourth strip: Are Liz's arms broken? Why can't she brush her own damn hair?

Fifth strip: Weird arm shit from Dawn.

Ninth strip: Dawn has apparently never had a boyfriend in the entire strip so why is she of all people saying she knows what it's like to be in love?

[dreadedcandiru2]

Her biography ends on the strangest note of all. She married some oik who looks like a picture she drew the hen she was five.

[jjamele]

"I have more than one friend, and all of my friends like each other."

"Mom, name three friends that you have."

Elly's head explodes.