Wednesday, 9 October 2024

Oct 07, 2024 00:30


The one where April is a music critic.

Synopsis: We find out what Vi is for: to sing songs about social conformity that kids hate.

Summary: This makes me even more sold on her being a stand-in for Elly. 

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howtheduck October 7 2024, 04:32:20 UTC



Hair brushed and neat

Wash hands before you eat

Please and thank you

Think of others

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Wow! Talk about the anti-Patterson. No wonder April did not get it. How would this be worded for a Patterson?:

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Keep hair bunned or page boy neat

Use your hands when food you eat

Please and thank you, never say

Not polite is the best way

Think of others never do

Perfect world for you and you!

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dreadedcandiru2 October 7 2024, 06:17:52 UTC

The problem we are faced with is what happens when people don't react well to "Just Barge On In Like You're The Landlord". Not everyone is as supine as Dawn:



Most people react poorly to being treated like an item of furniture:



and it baffles a Patterson when they're the one at the receiving end of the phrase "Bed made lie."



People who do something about being treated like crap by troglodytes:



are seen as declaring war on the Pattersons for no reason (that makes April the actual aggressor).



Watch how April treats someone who tells her that she's got better things to than inflate her ego by hanging around her pet disabled person:



because her parents are making her out to be the bad guy during a low-grade pissing contest of a divorce:



The reason for of all of this war crap is that Aypo no like ovver peoples being the shawwow, judgy dipshit she is:



Becky explained who she is but that bounced offa the Martian like raisins off of an Oldsmobile.

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jjamele October 7 2024, 10:40:35 UTC

"I'm just going to pick up a crayon, tell you why your own art is 'wrong,' and 'fix' it without your permission. Then I'm going to do a mic drop and walk away, you can thank me later."

Gee, thanks for popping in and letting us know that you are a Patterson.

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dreadedcandiru2 October 7 2024, 10:56:51 UTC
And yet, the ridiculous nitwit doesn't understand why an evil career woman wouldn't warm to her if she were standing next to her funeral pyre.

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jjamele October 7 2024, 13:08:56 UTC

Like all Pattersons, I'm sure April thinks she improves everything she touches and the world is ungrateful for failure to constantly give thanks.

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dreadedcandiru2 October 7 2024, 13:35:24 UTC

Also, she still wanted to be a candle. There's a lot of envy and jealousy behind the superiority complex.

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jjamele October 7 2024, 13:10:10 UTC

In an unseen fifth panel, the eraser comes out and the stupid "M birds," a sign that one does not know how to draw birds more than anything else, are carefully removed.

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dreadedcandiru2 October 7 2024, 13:36:07 UTC

Yes. Pictures are not improved by being tagged by an overweening incompetent.

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dreadedcandiru2 October 7 2024, 11:16:17 UTC

Also, look at the entitled lunatic bitch mother and greedy infant father she's emulating.

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aprilp_katje October 9 2024, 11:43:02 UTC

Paintbrush, but yes on all the rest!

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dreadedcandiru2 October 9 2024, 14:31:29 UTC

The fun part is watching her reaction to people treating her the way she treats them. My favorite example is when she passive-aggressively refuses to explain up front that if Dawn and Shawna-Marie want to ride Elly's mom-mobile (which Elly 'forgot' to fill up to teach Liz responsibility):





, they gotta chip in with the gas. Since they don't read minds, they think she's okay with paying for everything:



but since the only person she complains to is Deepity Dawg:





they don't know why Liz is all surly and stupid because she never said a damn thing about how they disappoint her:





The reason I mention not reading minds and getting pissed is that she's guilty of that too. Y'see, Dawn and Shawna-Marie had just enough cash on hand to pay what they think of as their share of the outing and they expected Lizardbreath to pay for gas because if she were angry, she'd have said something:



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aprilp_katje October 9 2024, 22:22:09 UTC

Elly and Liz both need to use their words. Imagine if Liz tried to run the car on fumes instead of filling the tank. Imagine the fit Elly would have had, then.

Also, I have to.... Gordon. The damn car is not a damn "SHE." Douchenozzle.

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dreadedcandiru2 October 9 2024, 22:31:37 UTC

Elly would scream real loud if Liz did that. She'd scream almost as loud as the oaf in the ball cap if you called him a misogynistic dickhole. He sees his dumbass self as lifting a lifeless object up.....despite calling Allyson a dangerous one.

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jjamele October 7 2024, 13:15:02 UTC

1. Grandpa Jim? Find something to occupy your day. This is none of your business, and you have nothing valuable to add. Any wisdom you MIGHT have is totally lost on a Patterson.

2. Gee, I can't understand why Becky didn't want to be in a band with someone who called her an idiot. Becky is so brittle; are we sure she's not a relative?

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dreadedcandiru2 October 7 2024, 13:34:25 UTC

It's all good because she's ableist and thus human garbage. It doesn't matter than Gerund is equally dismissive of the person April patronizes, she's bad.

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chocolate_frapp October 7 2024, 14:57:21 UTC

are there ANY artists who would NOT get pissed at somebody drawing something on their drawing without permission?! come the fuck ON!

I don't blame Becky. A developmentally disabled six year old can play a damn tambourine.

If Jim knew anything about any rock bands he'd know some of them didn't have leaders and were pretty democratic. His brain is stuck in the big band era. And Lynn's tin ear for dialogue strikes again. "A band is for fun"?

"Porko"? Becky is fat shaming some girl who I'm willing to bet she doesn't know and she isn't even fat. Sounds like something Elly would do.

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