The problem we are faced with is what happens when people don't react well to "Just Barge On In Like You're The Landlord". Not everyone is as supine as Dawn:
Most people react poorly to being treated like an item of furniture:
and it baffles a Patterson when they're the one at the receiving end of the phrase "Bed made lie."
People who do something about being treated like crap by troglodytes:
are seen as declaring war on the Pattersons for no reason (that makes April the actual aggressor).
Watch how April treats someone who tells her that she's got better things to than inflate her ego by hanging around her pet disabled person:
because her parents are making her out to be the bad guy during a low-grade pissing contest of a divorce:
The reason for of all of this war crap is that Aypo no like ovver peoples being the shawwow, judgy dipshit she is:
Becky explained who she is but that bounced offa the Martian like raisins off of an Oldsmobile.
"I'm just going to pick up a crayon, tell you why your own art is 'wrong,' and 'fix' it without your permission. Then I'm going to do a mic drop and walk away, you can thank me later."
Gee, thanks for popping in and letting us know that you are a Patterson.
In an unseen fifth panel, the eraser comes out and the stupid "M birds," a sign that one does not know how to draw birds more than anything else, are carefully removed.
The fun part is watching her reaction to people treating her the way she treats them. My favorite example is when she passive-aggressively refuses to explain up front that if Dawn and Shawna-Marie want to ride Elly's mom-mobile (which Elly 'forgot' to fill up to teach Liz responsibility):
, they gotta chip in with the gas. Since they don't read minds, they think she's okay with paying for everything:
but since the only person she complains to is Deepity Dawg:
they don't know why Liz is all surly and stupid because she never said a damn thing about how they disappoint her:
The reason I mention not reading minds and getting pissed is that she's guilty of that too. Y'see, Dawn and Shawna-Marie had just enough cash on hand to pay what they think of as their share of the outing and they expected Lizardbreath to pay for gas because if she were angry, she'd have said something:
Elly and Liz both need to use their words. Imagine if Liz tried to run the car on fumes instead of filling the tank. Imagine the fit Elly would have had, then.
Also, I have to.... Gordon. The damn car is not a damn "SHE." Douchenozzle.
Elly would scream real loud if Liz did that. She'd scream almost as loud as the oaf in the ball cap if you called him a misogynistic dickhole. He sees his dumbass self as lifting a lifeless object up.....despite calling Allyson a dangerous one.
1. Grandpa Jim? Find something to occupy your day. This is none of your business, and you have nothing valuable to add. Any wisdom you MIGHT have is totally lost on a Patterson.
2. Gee, I can't understand why Becky didn't want to be in a band with someone who called her an idiot. Becky is so brittle; are we sure she's not a relative?
It's all good because she's ableist and thus human garbage. It doesn't matter than Gerund is equally dismissive of the person April patronizes, she's bad.
are there ANY artists who would NOT get pissed at somebody drawing something on their drawing without permission?! come the fuck ON!
I don't blame Becky. A developmentally disabled six year old can play a damn tambourine.
If Jim knew anything about any rock bands he'd know some of them didn't have leaders and were pretty democratic. His brain is stuck in the big band era. And Lynn's tin ear for dialogue strikes again. "A band is for fun"?
"Porko"? Becky is fat shaming some girl who I'm willing to bet she doesn't know and she isn't even fat. Sounds like something Elly would do.
Hair brushed and neat
Wash hands before you eat
Please and thank you
Think of others
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Wow! Talk about the anti-Patterson. No wonder April did not get it. How would this be worded for a Patterson?:
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Keep hair bunned or page boy neat
Use your hands when food you eat
Please and thank you, never say
Not polite is the best way
Think of others never do
Perfect world for you and you!
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The problem we are faced with is what happens when people don't react well to "Just Barge On In Like You're The Landlord". Not everyone is as supine as Dawn:
Most people react poorly to being treated like an item of furniture:
and it baffles a Patterson when they're the one at the receiving end of the phrase "Bed made lie."
People who do something about being treated like crap by troglodytes:
are seen as declaring war on the Pattersons for no reason (that makes April the actual aggressor).
Watch how April treats someone who tells her that she's got better things to than inflate her ego by hanging around her pet disabled person:
because her parents are making her out to be the bad guy during a low-grade pissing contest of a divorce:
The reason for of all of this war crap is that Aypo no like ovver peoples being the shawwow, judgy dipshit she is:
Becky explained who she is but that bounced offa the Martian like raisins off of an Oldsmobile.
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"I'm just going to pick up a crayon, tell you why your own art is 'wrong,' and 'fix' it without your permission. Then I'm going to do a mic drop and walk away, you can thank me later."
Gee, thanks for popping in and letting us know that you are a Patterson.
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Like all Pattersons, I'm sure April thinks she improves everything she touches and the world is ungrateful for failure to constantly give thanks.
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Also, she still wanted to be a candle. There's a lot of envy and jealousy behind the superiority complex.
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In an unseen fifth panel, the eraser comes out and the stupid "M birds," a sign that one does not know how to draw birds more than anything else, are carefully removed.
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Yes. Pictures are not improved by being tagged by an overweening incompetent.
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Also, look at the entitled lunatic bitch mother and greedy infant father she's emulating.
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Paintbrush, but yes on all the rest!
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The fun part is watching her reaction to people treating her the way she treats them. My favorite example is when she passive-aggressively refuses to explain up front that if Dawn and Shawna-Marie want to ride Elly's mom-mobile (which Elly 'forgot' to fill up to teach Liz responsibility):
, they gotta chip in with the gas. Since they don't read minds, they think she's okay with paying for everything:
but since the only person she complains to is Deepity Dawg:
they don't know why Liz is all surly and stupid because she never said a damn thing about how they disappoint her:
The reason I mention not reading minds and getting pissed is that she's guilty of that too. Y'see, Dawn and Shawna-Marie had just enough cash on hand to pay what they think of as their share of the outing and they expected Lizardbreath to pay for gas because if she were angry, she'd have said something:
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Elly and Liz both need to use their words. Imagine if Liz tried to run the car on fumes instead of filling the tank. Imagine the fit Elly would have had, then.
Also, I have to.... Gordon. The damn car is not a damn "SHE." Douchenozzle.
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Elly would scream real loud if Liz did that. She'd scream almost as loud as the oaf in the ball cap if you called him a misogynistic dickhole. He sees his dumbass self as lifting a lifeless object up.....despite calling Allyson a dangerous one.
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1. Grandpa Jim? Find something to occupy your day. This is none of your business, and you have nothing valuable to add. Any wisdom you MIGHT have is totally lost on a Patterson.
2. Gee, I can't understand why Becky didn't want to be in a band with someone who called her an idiot. Becky is so brittle; are we sure she's not a relative?
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It's all good because she's ableist and thus human garbage. It doesn't matter than Gerund is equally dismissive of the person April patronizes, she's bad.
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are there ANY artists who would NOT get pissed at somebody drawing something on their drawing without permission?! come the fuck ON!
I don't blame Becky. A developmentally disabled six year old can play a damn tambourine.
If Jim knew anything about any rock bands he'd know some of them didn't have leaders and were pretty democratic. His brain is stuck in the big band era. And Lynn's tin ear for dialogue strikes again. "A band is for fun"?
"Porko"? Becky is fat shaming some girl who I'm willing to bet she doesn't know and she isn't even fat. Sounds like something Elly would do.
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