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Oct 02, 2024 00:41


The one where Liz grows tired of how easy it is to attract Anthony.

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howtheduck October 2 2024, 05:11:46 UTC


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dreadedcandiru2 October 2 2024, 07:23:43 UTC

What's equally common is her inability to understand that he has a mind. She expects him to be this passive thing waiting for her to decide How Life Should Be and when he acts according to his own internal gyroscope:


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chocolate_frapp October 2 2024, 17:14:35 UTC

why does Liz have stink lines coming off of her in the last panel?!

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dreadedcandiru2 October 2 2024, 17:20:21 UTC
Because Lynn doesn't know how to do the boiling over with rage thing from the twelve cent era of Archie Comics.

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howtheduck October 3 2024, 02:28:46 UTC

True. Usually flames over the head work in this situation.

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dreadedcandiru2 October 2 2024, 07:40:29 UTC

In real life, Liz would learn that people aren't play toys who can only act if she wills it. She never does figure this out. When it gets back to Eric that he's just someone to occupy her time with while she and her real boyfriend are on break and he pursues someone who doesn't lie to herself or expect things of him that she would not want expected of her:


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jjamele October 2 2024, 14:09:49 UTC

"And then what? A year from now I'd still want to move home."

Paul, this is as close as you are going to get to Liz honestly tell you that your relationship with her has no future. She's saying as straight-out as her snivelling, manipulative mouth can that no matter how long she hangs around, she's still Just Visiting and Home will always be near her parents. You will never represent Home.

Time to stop begging, take the hint, and move on.

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dreadedcandiru2 October 2 2024, 16:50:19 UTC
He'll be better for it. He will no longer be around a person terrified of being honest about herself and her motivations. She will always be the freaked out two year old who, when told that she is big enough to be responsible for her actions, shrieked I little!

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jjamele October 2 2024, 17:18:22 UTC

There's a joke in the breakroom at my school that every time someone leaves for a new opportunity, it's a Better opportunity in terms of salary. I think it's perfectly fair to assume that no matter what happens to people who break off relations with a Patterson, their lives are improved in every respect.

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dreadedcandiru2 October 2 2024, 17:22:06 UTC
Which could mean that when The Human Doorstop met up with Old Mart, he lied his ass off.

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jjamele October 2 2024, 17:27:59 UTC

Martha told him that she had a very successful career, was in a loving relationship, and had two beautiful children.

Michael heard that she was divorced and noticed that her fingers were pudgy.

Michael told Martha that he was married and was writing what would certainly be a best-seller but did not mention Dee's career. He told her he had two children, but did not mention that they all live in his sister's bedroom and he had quit his job.

Michael must walk away elevated from the experience, with Martha as the "loser." Nobody in their right mind buys any of this. Martha walked away thinking "he stared at my fingers, talked about himself nonstop, and was too cheap to buy his own sandwich. He's still the awful little boy I was well rid of."

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chocolate_frapp October 2 2024, 23:17:17 UTC

I wish people would not go on about how good looking their kids are. It's not psychologically healthy, especially for a parent, to put that much emphasis on appearances over more important qualities.

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jjamele October 2 2024, 23:43:07 UTC

when I say I have beautiful godchildren, I mean that I have two godchildren who bring joy to my life. I am certain that when Lynn uses the word "beautiful" in her work, she always means surface-level, since pretty much all of her characters are actually quite hideous in all other respects.

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chocolate_frapp October 2 2024, 17:19:47 UTC

what is with all the weird old people language? "seeing" instead of dating or having sex? "old flame"? "gee"???

"it wasn't sweet" sounds so awkward it doesn't even qualify as weird old people talk, it's just strange, like a bad translation or all the "well, and"s at the beginning of half the lines of dialogue in The Good Earth.

and Michael being the voice of reason here is just spooky.

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dreadedcandiru2 October 2 2024, 17:23:15 UTC
Lynn's muse is TCM.

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chocolate_frapp October 2 2024, 17:25:07 UTC

I'm not buying it. Those old movies had snappy dialogue, that was part of the fun of them.

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