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Sep 21, 2024 00:47


The one with the bog standard teens are monsters joke.

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howtheduck September 21 2024, 04:47:50 UTC



As reminder, Edgar was born in December last year, so Edgar is 9 months old, so not a teenager. Veterinarian Elly is wrong. However, puppies do chew on and annoy the older dogs pretty much from the moment they can walk.



The problem is that Lynn is trying to show Edgar has grown but fails to remember that she overaged Edgar in order for him to be a part of the Farley death story. This was Edgar to Farley's height back when Edgar was just 4 months old.



OES at 4 months



OES at 9 months



By 48 weeks, or 11 months, most Old English Sheepdogs will have reached the majority of their adult size. Edgar is close but he is not there yet. Normally, I would not expect Lynn Johnston to know this, since she did not have access to the internet back in 1995. But she did have a vet for a sister-in-law in case she wanted to check it.

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dreadedcandiru2 September 21 2024, 06:39:42 UTC

This is not a person who is interested in taking in new information when common sense serves her well. This is why Farley was his adolescent self all his life. It's also why she reframed instinctive behavior as that of a child in a suit.

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jjamele September 21 2024, 12:18:13 UTC

On the other hand, it is absolutely correct to depict a Patterson's first thought at finding a toy being "haha too bad for the loser who lost this it's mine now." They start this attitude very young and never adjust it.

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dreadedcandiru2 September 21 2024, 13:19:09 UTC

I think that the best epitaph for the family is something called The Narcissist's Prayer:



It's exactly why they see neutering as something done to make the owners' lives easier as they don't have to face people who want them to apologize for letting their lumbering idiot dog impregnate other dogs at random.

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howtheduck September 21 2024, 14:51:35 UTC

The inability to share things is a recurring problem with the Patterson kids as they get older.

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dreadedcandiru2 September 21 2024, 15:43:45 UTC

I blame parents who teach them that sharing means that the other person gets everything.

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howtheduck September 21 2024, 14:48:11 UTC

Quite right. Old Farley, close to a heart attack, was able to tread water with a kid in his mouth and keep his position next to the bank in the face of a raging river. That is the strength of an adolescent Farley.

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chocolate_frapp September 21 2024, 18:11:35 UTC

Male dogs sometimes treat their mothers like Oedipus did....

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aprilp_katje September 21 2024, 21:04:30 UTC

That was my first thought. Run, do not walk, to get that neutering done. And Sera needs to be spayed.

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dreadedcandiru2 September 21 2024, 21:55:46 UTC

If it did happen, the whole bloody lot of them would unhinge their jaws and yell.

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jjamele September 22 2024, 00:56:55 UTC

There's no incentive to get the dog neutered when the owners of the dog that gets impregnated will THANK you for making her a "grandmother" (barf.)

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aprilp_katje September 22 2024, 00:58:05 UTC

IKR?

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howtheduck September 23 2024, 23:59:14 UTC

Do you think that was Oedipus' problem? He could not resist his mother's pheromones?

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