Tuesday, 20 August 2024
The one where it's the kids' fault Trash Bag Johnny is a dimwitted shaygets who jokes with Homeland Security.
Synopsis: We're at the border. The TSA agent wants to know if the kids belong to the Pattersons because he knows what an Amber Alert is. John makes a jokey, dismissive comment that gets the car searched.
Summary: The kids are getting blamed because it's 'not' John's fault he can't stop being a damn wiseass.