Friday, 19 April 2024
Achievement unlocked: Soppy Comment After Death By Newberry Medal, GET.
Synopsis: After he tells Elly his cover storyabout the trip to the vet that didn't end like on television, John makes a morose component about Farley dying.
Summary: Dumb people are too busy whining about the dead dog to notice the comment he doesn't make about April swallowing a metric ton of polluted and freezing water. This is what makes a story truly heartwarming: it's a story by the idiots, of the idiots and for the idiots.
Synopsis: After he tells Elly his cover storyabout the trip to the vet that didn't end like on television, John makes a morose component about Farley dying.
Summary: Dumb people are too busy whining about the dead dog to notice the comment he doesn't make about April swallowing a metric ton of polluted and freezing water. This is what makes a story truly heartwarming: it's a story by the idiots, of the idiots and for the idiots.