The one where not
buying Mike a bus ticket makes him self-sufficient.
Synopsis: As Mike heads back to university, Elly informs him that she's done a whole crap load of things he could do his own damn self. When asked about the practical step of getting him a bus ticket, Elly tells John that she doesn't want Mike getting dependent on them.
Summary: Too blooming late, Crazy Glue! In twelve years, Learned Helplessness Man and his family will embed themselves in your home and dislodge you because of your 'need' to be 'needed.'