lol dam south park
-One day in July I think it was--
-Augest.
-Augest. There was a knock at the door, and it was this cute little girlscout.
Oh she was so adorable with her pigtails and all.
And she says, "How would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "sure, what do you have?" She had Mint Thins, Graham Crunch things--
-Raisen Oatmeal.
-Raisen Oatmeal. And I said, "We'll take a Graham Crunch, how much will that be?" And she said "I need about three-fitty..."
-...Three-fitty.
It was about that time I noticed that the girlscout was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era. It was the Loch Ness monster! And I said "Damnit monster! Why you keep bothering my family? We work for our money and we don't give money away!"
-Augest.
-Augest. There was a knock at the door, and it was this cute little girlscout.
Oh she was so adorable with her pigtails and all.
And she says, "How would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "sure, what do you have?" She had Mint Thins, Graham Crunch things--
-Raisen Oatmeal.
-Raisen Oatmeal. And I said, "We'll take a Graham Crunch, how much will that be?" And she said "I need about three-fitty..."
-...Three-fitty.
It was about that time I noticed that the girlscout was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era. It was the Loch Ness monster! And I said "Damnit monster! Why you keep bothering my family? We work for our money and we don't give money away!"