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Michelle came for the weekend, so I actually left my hermitage for the greater world of Olympia. We got drunk beyond reason on Friday. It was someone's 21st, and I think both of us wee little minors were drunker than the birthday boy. We played some card games (and pin the penis on the life-sized cardboard cutout of Batman) and found a number written on the 4 of diamonds, which we promptly prank-called. Poor Tyler. He was inebriated beyond comprehension, muttered something about the flattops (?) and hung up. There was this other guy that had red marks like rope burns around his neck, so I asked him about them, thinking it would be some good story.
Nope.
And he didn't even bother to lie about it.
Instead, he informed us that it was ringworm, and it was not only on his neck, but all over his body. Then he started hitting on Michelle. So charming.
I think I remember convincing him that me and Michelle (who is 5'5'', and tan with dark hair) were sisters, and wandering around the back yard with a two-foot tall bottle of sake.
The next morning, poor Tyler, thinking he was actually supposed to know who we were, called us and apologised for his rude behavior the night before. Have you ever made a prank call and gotten the guy to apologise to you?
Saturday I tried to go to the Delphi Community(commune) party, but it just wasn't my scene (fires and hippies and drums, oh my!) so I left for home to write.
Last night Michelle dragged me to a 'lesbian hip hop show' across the street from my old apartment. The first opener was amazing (Macromantics, from Sydney) and the rest of the show was painful. I endured half a set of Scream Club before we all decided it was time to go.
Nope.
And he didn't even bother to lie about it.
Instead, he informed us that it was ringworm, and it was not only on his neck, but all over his body. Then he started hitting on Michelle. So charming.
I think I remember convincing him that me and Michelle (who is 5'5'', and tan with dark hair) were sisters, and wandering around the back yard with a two-foot tall bottle of sake.
The next morning, poor Tyler, thinking he was actually supposed to know who we were, called us and apologised for his rude behavior the night before. Have you ever made a prank call and gotten the guy to apologise to you?
Saturday I tried to go to the Delphi Community(commune) party, but it just wasn't my scene (fires and hippies and drums, oh my!) so I left for home to write.
Last night Michelle dragged me to a 'lesbian hip hop show' across the street from my old apartment. The first opener was amazing (Macromantics, from Sydney) and the rest of the show was painful. I endured half a set of Scream Club before we all decided it was time to go.