Birthday wishes, naked boys, and lost ladybugs
Now today is ziparumpazoo 's birthday. And I had EVERY intention creating SOMETHING for her birthday. But alas, it is winter conference time in Mrs. Binkii’s room and my life is currently filed with assessments and paper work; not to mention out of control Valentine parties galore, so I am made of fail-y fail and created not one pic spam, or spruced up a single chat inspired crack!fic, or Sam and Jack secksing song to post for your birthday. I did, however, find a classroom anecdote I wrote some time or another which might amuse you. And also explain my work-life in a nut shell. So my dear Zip, I give you…
Little A came to school today aching to tell me the story of the poor ladybug he caught and misplaced in his house. It started like this:
Little A: I have something to share. I was outside swimming naked in the pool…
Little L: You were skinny dipping?
Little A: Yes, with my mother.
Mrs Binkii: You and your mother were skinny dipping? I don’t think we should be talking about this at school!
Little A: But only I was naked, and I found a LADYBUG!!! And I caught it and brought it in the house, but when I went to get a drink is DISAPPEARED!!!! So I found my magnifying glass and searched and searched and searched, but I….
Little K: Wait, had you put your clothes on?
Little A: NO! But I LOST MY LADYBUG!
Little K: You had a magnifying glass and you were naked…COOL!
Little L: No, that is not cool, that is gross! A, you should ALWAYS wear clothes when you have a magnifying glass!!!!1!!!
Mrs. Binkii: Bwhahahahahaha
The letter of the week is B. After reading the Big B song book and perusing the B bucket we moved on to brainstorming of words that start with B.
Little E: I know a bad word that starts with B, can we write it on the board?
Mrs. Binkii: No, but we can write bad, that begins with B…what letter does begin start with?
Little E: B, but I really really want you to write the bad word.
Mrs. Binkii: We do not talk about those sorts of words at school.
The next set of comments came pretty much at the same time…
Little A: Is it butt? That’s a bad word
Little R: How about bra? I’m not supposed to talk about those/
Little J: Beer!
Little M: Beer is not a bad word, my dad drinks it all the time.
Little L: Mrs. Binkii doesn’t look happy!
Mrs. Binkii sits on floor and talked to kiddos for the eleventy millionth time about appropriate words for school while trying not to explode with laughter.
My thinking chair…otherwise known as time out…it gets quite a work out this time of year!
I hope you have had a fabulous day, my dear full of much pampering and Sam/Jack love!
Little A came to school today aching to tell me the story of the poor ladybug he caught and misplaced in his house. It started like this:
Little A: I have something to share. I was outside swimming naked in the pool…
Little L: You were skinny dipping?
Little A: Yes, with my mother.
Mrs Binkii: You and your mother were skinny dipping? I don’t think we should be talking about this at school!
Little A: But only I was naked, and I found a LADYBUG!!! And I caught it and brought it in the house, but when I went to get a drink is DISAPPEARED!!!! So I found my magnifying glass and searched and searched and searched, but I….
Little K: Wait, had you put your clothes on?
Little A: NO! But I LOST MY LADYBUG!
Little K: You had a magnifying glass and you were naked…COOL!
Little L: No, that is not cool, that is gross! A, you should ALWAYS wear clothes when you have a magnifying glass!!!!1!!!
Mrs. Binkii: Bwhahahahahaha
The letter of the week is B. After reading the Big B song book and perusing the B bucket we moved on to brainstorming of words that start with B.
Little E: I know a bad word that starts with B, can we write it on the board?
Mrs. Binkii: No, but we can write bad, that begins with B…what letter does begin start with?
Little E: B, but I really really want you to write the bad word.
Mrs. Binkii: We do not talk about those sorts of words at school.
The next set of comments came pretty much at the same time…
Little A: Is it butt? That’s a bad word
Little R: How about bra? I’m not supposed to talk about those/
Little J: Beer!
Little M: Beer is not a bad word, my dad drinks it all the time.
Little L: Mrs. Binkii doesn’t look happy!
Mrs. Binkii sits on floor and talked to kiddos for the eleventy millionth time about appropriate words for school while trying not to explode with laughter.
My thinking chair…otherwise known as time out…it gets quite a work out this time of year!
I hope you have had a fabulous day, my dear full of much pampering and Sam/Jack love!