Do you speak Indian

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One of the funniest gchats that I have ever had:

Shivani: hahahaha
surprise!
dude you should read the hunger games

me: ?
Sent at 9:13 AM on Wednesday
Shivani: THE HUNGER GAMES
it's a really good book

me: oh
do i own it, can i borrow it
is it in Hindi? then I cant read it

Shivani: lol you're such a punk
i don't have it as i borrowed it from a coworker

me: why am i a punk
its a legit question

Shivani: I can't even read in Hindi!!!!

me: oh
what kind of indian are u
Sent at 9:18 AM on Wednesday
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Shivani: the kind that was raised in America and went to American public schools that did not teach reading/writing in HINDI
lol
i'm a fake indian lol

me: tane vanchta aavadvu joiye
dobi chhe tu
Sent at 9:20 AM on Wednesday

me: tane vanchaay chhe?
Sent at 9:22 AM on Wednesday

Shivani: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
no i am not a dobi!!
who'd you get to write that for you???

me: i know
I KNOW
I AM NOT A DOBI AMERICAN

Shivani is a dobi! lol