Thats the way.. uh huh.. uh huh... i like it. Man!
So as you can see I dont write in my live journal very often. But what does it mean to "write". (" = Dane Cook's rock quotes) Is the pressing of keys, which we deem essential in the Live Journal "writing" process, important to our existence as complex masses of energy in the solar system. It disgusts me, the feeling that we need to express ourselves to an undeserving and unfeeling mass of internet junkies, who read our "writings" with contemptual and judgmental feelings, just so they may feel some personal satisfaction in their own meaningless existence. ... But I digress.
I watched the most fucked up movie last night. It was called 3 Extremes and is a Asian horror film, well actually 3 short horror films. The first one is about a woman who eats dumplings made from baby fetisis in order to be young forever. The second starts out about a man getting kidnapped with his wife and the killer cuts her fingers off and then she bites him and the movie stops making sense. The third is about a girl who accidentaly killed her sister and then the movie stops making sense... there should be a forth one that doesnt make sense right off the bat.
(Off the bat. A baseball reference. First used in 1939 by baseball announcer Robert Stevensen Fitzgerald to describe a morning when his son Bobby Jr. hit a home run at his little leauge game. He said, "My boy Bobby, was scoring runs off the bat this morning..." To which his co-annoucer Antwon Demetry replied, "Off that bat Rob, that sounds like a fantasic saying, where did you discover it." "I made it up Ann" "Wow, amazing"
Yeah ... I'm making all this up... But that seemed really real didnt it? But you knew it couldnt be true. Thats why its important to ask an adult if your unsure about anything you read on LiveJournal.
This is a message from the PALJFWFL. (Parents Against Live Journals Filled With Filthy Lies)
Mmmhmm.. Done
I watched the most fucked up movie last night. It was called 3 Extremes and is a Asian horror film, well actually 3 short horror films. The first one is about a woman who eats dumplings made from baby fetisis in order to be young forever. The second starts out about a man getting kidnapped with his wife and the killer cuts her fingers off and then she bites him and the movie stops making sense. The third is about a girl who accidentaly killed her sister and then the movie stops making sense... there should be a forth one that doesnt make sense right off the bat.
(Off the bat. A baseball reference. First used in 1939 by baseball announcer Robert Stevensen Fitzgerald to describe a morning when his son Bobby Jr. hit a home run at his little leauge game. He said, "My boy Bobby, was scoring runs off the bat this morning..." To which his co-annoucer Antwon Demetry replied, "Off that bat Rob, that sounds like a fantasic saying, where did you discover it." "I made it up Ann" "Wow, amazing"
Yeah ... I'm making all this up... But that seemed really real didnt it? But you knew it couldnt be true. Thats why its important to ask an adult if your unsure about anything you read on LiveJournal.
This is a message from the PALJFWFL. (Parents Against Live Journals Filled With Filthy Lies)
Mmmhmm.. Done